In twat, veritas!
Deus ex ukulele
In twat, veritas!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Easily ammused
Twat do we owe this honour to, Hitcher.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Come warm yourself by the fire
YES I MISS HIS CAPS - HE WAS CAP KINGOriginally Posted by HDTboy
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Come warm yourself by the fire
Na thats how i respond to everything the misses says eg
"Blah blah blah Blah!??"
.....
"Twot!?"
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Deus ex ukulele
A midget with a lisp wanted to buy a pony.
An appropriate vendor was located who had a lovely little pony who seemed to tick all of the boxes.
"Theeth lovely!" enthused the midget.
"Can I thtwoke her earthh?"
The vendor picked the midget up and carried him over so he could stroke the pony's ears.
"Ooh, pwetty!" said the midget. "Can I thtwoke her mane?"
The vendor moves a bit so that midget can run his fingers through the pony's mane.
"Ooh, thoft!" said the midget. "Can I thee her twat?"
The vendor moves around behind the pony, lifts her tail and pushes the midget's face in the general direction of the pony's pudenda.
"Perhapth I thould wefwathe that," said the midget. "Could you pleathe make her run around a bit..."
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Loud and Uncouth
A bit like the yarn of the yobbo back in the day on board a TWA flight.
The hostie asked him if he would like to see the list of TWA coffees available on the flight.
And he responded by saying "No, but I'd like to see you TWA tea....."
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
How rude...!
(Oops, oh, you actually meant tea...)
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Pasta La Vista
What did the hostie reply to you scumdog?
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Easily ammused
"Fuck off Pig"
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
Team Hellfish Racing
Bring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet
While you sit there liking things just cos' everyone else does, I'll be standing up here keeping it real.
Hardcore Biker
I actually think it was his hair on fire, caused by him smokin under his helmetBring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet
Two Words - Denny Crane
Forum whore
Who's Mikey?
:slap:
Long Haired Yobbo
and a beer.Bring him back. I saw him at a TRTNR once. I think he was having a smoke inside his helmet
Heinz Varieties
One, two free, floor!
He's big and clever...!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Pasta La Vista
Doesn't he star on American Chopper?
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
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