The Adopt a Skidmark thread.

[Mikkel]

I also think maybe a few nights under a bridge would make me sort my shit.

I need an epiphany badly.

Seriously, go tramping. That's one of the best ways to sort your mind out I've found. The fresh air, scenery and quiet will do you a world of good.

It'll surely beat spending a night under a bridge in Auckland!

Mark has been sorted...he's leaving Akl for a while thanks to yours truley...

close this thread.

Im outa here.

Good on ya.

Best of luck SM - I hope you find your epiphany/sort your shit out

[skidMark]

Seriously, go tramping. That's one of the best ways to sort your mind out I've found. The fresh air, scenery and quiet will do you a world of good.

It'll surely beat spending a night under a bridge in Auckland!



Good on ya.

Best of luck SM - I hope you find your epiphany/sort your shit out

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

[Mikkel]

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

Go! Just remember to behave yourself and lend a hand where you can.

It'll be good for you - change of scenery. Something new.

[Disco Dan]

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

Well you have at least two options from what I can see dude.

[Disco Dan]

Im being serious,

I have been informed that Skidmark is being evicted from his flat in 5 days, and has nowhere to go, is broke, and his parents wont have him back.

So this is a genuine plea to anyone in the auckland area that would give him a room. Im sure hes pretty damn desperate so anything will do and im sure he will do anything for it.

Genuine offers can be sent to me by PM.

Ill leave the thread for general discussion and ideas.

Lets see a bit of KB spirit eh, put the grudges aside and help someone in need.

-Pete.

Adoption? So is this like adopting a puppy? Or a kitten?

I have my own skidmarks... puppies piddle in the corner and bark...

[steveb64]

Go! Just remember to behave yourself and lend a hand where you can.

It'll be good for you - change of scenery. Something new.

...and DON'T bend the farm bike!

Seriously Skiddie - good luck dude - get your head together doing some basic farm work shit - gives you plenty of time to think, and the exercise is damn good fitness training for riding.
I've noticed the change in your posts over the last few weeks - it appears that something seems to be starting to connect... ...so keep up the good effort.

[Jeaves]

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

Go for it man! .

fresh air , hard work , rewarding lifestyle (so they say) .

[cowboyz]

Talk about a professional victim. Mark, sort your shit out boy and stop getting your mates to do your dirty work. A person your age should be able to hold down a job and have a roof over their head. Stop blaming arseburgers and learn when to shut up. The world owes you nothing.

I've met you before and there's nothing wrong with you. You're just a smart arse. What you really need is a kick up the arse.

Love Finn

never a truer word spoken (or typed)

Good on you, Brett.

Haven't been on the site for long enough to know if SM deserves that much beating, but the number of supportive posts in this thread is astonishingly scarce. In the past few weeks, I kinda felt that SM posts were different, so now might be a good time to help him out. Not that I live in Auckland, though...

these are the type of people you should not shit on skiddy. the ones that you havent fucked off yet.

Mark has been sorted...he's leaving Akl for a while thanks to yours truley...

close this thread.

Im outa here.

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

here we go. Skiddy has a problem. everyone else runs round fixing skiddys problem and his answer to it all is "well I dont know if that is good enough for me.............."
Sounds to me you are rapidly running out of options so take what is on offer AND BE FUCKING GRATEFUL YOU WHINEING PIECE OF SHIT.

Go for it man! .

fresh air , hard work , rewarding lifestyle (so they say) .

Bet in 3 months time he would have shit all over the people trying to help him out.

[Morcs]

Ah I did say I wanted skiddy sorted out by the time I got on this morning, and low and behold.

Cheers Sheryl. Legend.

[Steam]

Working on a farm can be pretty damn profitable, some big wages, even for unskilled people. Good luck Mark, you'll be a Cowpoos before too long!
Plus you can tear around on a farm-bike shitter, more fun than riding on the road. And guns... farmers always need rabbits shot.

[DMNTD:Me]

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought to be honest.

Wow...you sound like you're like really really grateful eh
I hope you don't piss her parents off by being an ungrateful shite because basically what what other options do you have?

[Mrs Busa Pete]

She wants to send me to her parents farm near tauranga, i'm not too keen on the thought ot be honest.

Ah I did say I wanted skiddy sorted out by the time I got on this morning, and low and behold.

Cheers Sheryl. Legend.

Don'y speak to soon.

Mark take Sheryls offer get of your ass and stop being an ungratful little shit.
I dont think anyone else is going to do anything for you.

[Usarka]

Do the alternative then.

Under a bridge? I hope you like waking up with a streetkids cock up your arse and a knife to your throat.

[DMNTD:Me]

Do the alternative then.

Under a bridge? I hope you like waking up with a streetkids cock up your arse and a knife to your throat.

ahhhhhhhhhh the good ol' days

[Finn]

Working on a farm can be pretty damn profitable, some big wages, even for unskilled people. Good luck Mark, you'll be a Cowpoos before too long!
Plus you can tear around on a farm-bike shitter, more fun than riding on the road. And guns... farmers always need rabbits shot.

With all due respect, I don't think that Mark should be taking advice from a loafer.