Dad stole my girlfriend...

[MIXONE]

SM weren't you getting enough shit on the adoption thread?Talk about make yourself a target man.At least you'll fit in with some of the locals if you shift to the Bay.

[Finn]

I should fit in, i mean you do, well you fit in smaller places though. I can smuggle you in on board luggage if you want finn, you can be my handbag midget.

Given you couldn't even afford a flight to Hamilton or even a bus ticket for that matter, the chances of this happening are about as remote as you loosing your virginity in a womens prison.

[skidMark]

Given you couldn't even afford a flight to Hamilton or even a bus ticket for that matter, the chances of this happening are about as remote as you loosing your virginity in a womens prison.

If youd hurry up n give me a job it would help.

[Finn]

If youd hurry up n give me a job it would help.

So the reason you haven't got a job is now my fault.

[Pex Adams]

Shit - I thought this was like a jerry springer episode... I was wrong, its Shortland St

[bucket boy]

this is not the first time i have heard this senario, seems to be the done thing down here at the moment.

I know who you thinking about eh gordie

[ynot slow]

Confusing at xmas,imagine her talking to her friends over who was best.

Ah well only another 25 more breeding years from her,then the son can get his turn when the old man is dead,anyone hear banjo music?

[scracha]

who's the fuckin daddy now?


I'm sorry..I couldn't help it.

[Steam]

A hottie! I hope I'm still have the charisma to pull an 18-year-old when I'm 45. Bloodly good on em!

I wonder what the son has to say about it all? We didn't hear from him in the news story.

[Bren]

Would be an ideal one to put on a talkback show.
Can just see it now

"Mah daddy tryd ta rund meh ova with hes bus. he be screwin mah gurrl, an now she be pregnaant."

I tell ya, people like that drag down the redneck name!

[Finn]

A hottie!

You're kidding right?

[Fatjim]

This sounds so Demented!

[Fatjim]

SM weren't you getting enough shit on the adoption thread?Talk about make yourself a target man.At least you'll fit in with some of the locals if you shift to the Bay.

Fuck off and leave him alone. Finn's a big boy (metaphorically speaking) and can look after himself.

I love the trenchcoat gag Mark. I hope is origonal.

[Gubb]

[Conquiztador]

Her parents must be proud...