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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Self centered old cunt! Should be castrated. ...Worst thing is, they are "breeding"!... ..John.
    And they're breeding much more of themselves. Eventually sane people will die out as they wisely choose to have 1 or 2 children. Eventually we'll be overrun with them, it's what's happening in America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Her parents must be proud...
    Maybe he's bagged the mum as well.

    As for younger woman,fun at first till ya meet the parents lol,and her mum is maybe 5 years older than you are. I was 37 she was turning 19 the same day my ex turned 39.Thought when I met her she was at least 25,acted mature,plus I was slightly pissed.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex Adams View Post
    Shit - I thought this was like a jerry springer episode... I was wrong, its Shortland St
    More like Shorthand st if skidmarks involved!!!!!

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    Wow he can sure play that banjo good with them 6 fingers! The concept of trailer trash finally makes it to New Zealand.

    So if the father marries the girl does that make the son a mother f*&ker? Jerry, jerry, jerry
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    wow, thank christ shes not attractive or else this would be (moreso) disturbing..

    how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    wow,

    how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?
    But it has to have tassles and then he'll get one of those tatoo things.Yeehaw.
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    not to mention tonnes (literally) of chrome, and harley tshirts, pants, hats, boots, bumbags, a wallet, watch, some harley socks..

    oh and one of the TV's i'm selling here;
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...46#post1451846
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    rofl mayo cakes!! now THAT's a funny real-life drama...

    I too only thought... "gotta be some form of hill billy activity"
    when i read this...

    I then looked at the picture and almost fell off the bed laughing!! (which was painful coz I'm currently suffering a back complaint.. lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    handbag midget.
    ha...snort...giggle...I shouldn't encourage him.

    red rep me as you see fit.

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    At least, if they follow the same trend, with the chick being pregnant to the old man, the youngster will have a new girlfriend in a few years ......

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    I wonder if 'Dad' accidently fell on the 'growler.'


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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    wow, thank christ shes not attractive or else this would be (moreso) disturbing..

    how much you wanna bet his ultimate dream is to own a harley davidson someday?
    and change his name to Cleetus. and start a Dirt Farm y'all.

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    you cynical lot ......... haven't you even CONSIDERED that it just may be 'gasp' loooooooooooove actually??


    mmmm then again ..... mebbe not
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    you cynical lot ......... haven't you even CONSIDERED that it just may be 'gasp' loooooooooooove actually??


    mmmm then again ..... mebbe not
    drinkin' are we? eh???
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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