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www.urbandictionary.com (NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Grab a few of your personal favourites (or maybe a few concepts you'd never come across before) and post them up here.
And to start things off....
rough muffler 1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.
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i'm motarded
Angry Dragon
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.
Hardcore Biker
honda
A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.
hahahahahahahaha.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Po ta toes
Can I just say....
You're all sick fucks!!!!
But then again, in LOA, I guess I can't say, so, as you were.
Dickens Cider
MUSHROOM EYE!!!!!!! still my all time fav
When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
LOL so funny!!
Resident Redneck
so i go straight to the pussy....how frikkin unusual is that?
Pussy
1. Obvious to anyone over 1 year old
because they want to pet it
2. Obvious to anyone over 8 years old
because they want to make fun of them
3. Obvious to anyone over 12 years old because they want to make fun of it, but also stare at it, pet it, put stuff in it etc.
1. 5 year old: I want my own pussy cat
2. 10 year old: Stop being a pussy
3. 18 year old: Wear this shirt to the club, you`ll get finer pussy than you thought exists
"Anotha way to call a cat a kitty"pussy
something that hot juice comes out of and something that men/women love to lick.
Andrea: Last night jack came over and licked my pussy dry
Megan: Can i try?
Andrea: Sure
*Megan rips off her skirt and sticks her tounge up andreas pussy until theres juice rolling down her chin*
ArseBiscuit
cunt
What a husband calls his wife when his dinner is not on the table.
Damn you cunt, wheres my dinner?
KB Chief Cat Herder
chilli dog
a form of male masturbation. The male grabs his erect penis with one hand and tucks it between his legs, pushing in his scrotum. He keeps pushing his penis until it reaches his anus. Once inside his anus, he pushes his ecrect penis in and out continually until he has to take a shit.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Dickens Cider
But but but......I see a "tiny" problem with this.Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers
Wonder how many guys are tying to do THAT right now!!!!!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Well, well..
Suzuki
To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.
"I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired......."
"Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on...."
Suzuki
To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.
"Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it."
Suzuki
A shitbox, always breaking down. A disgrace to the Motorcycle world toilet bowl.
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Dickens Cider
teeeheeeeee sorry MDU but that is what it said!
Nigel
male or female that is completely albino complete with a millimeter weiner
No body move... I dropped my brain
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Tank Slapping (to put in a bike term)
The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.
Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.
ArseBiscuit
alaskan pipeline
alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo
space docking
The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
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