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    NWS - Your favourite Urban Dictionary Word

    www.urbandictionary.com (NWS!!!!!!!!!!!!)

    Grab a few of your personal favourites (or maybe a few concepts you'd never come across before) and post them up here.

    And to start things off....

    rough muffler
    1. A rough muffler can be referred to as eating someones asshole out.
    2.It is also when a man is getting a rim job and decides to flatulate on the woman's tongue therefore she inherits his wind in her mouth.

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    Angry Dragon

    While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

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    honda

    A crappy, slow piece of shit. Driven by assholes who cruise McDonald's parking lots for pussy.



    hahahahahahahaha.

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    Donkey Punch

    The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Can I just say....





    You're all sick fucks!!!!




    But then again, in LOA, I guess I can't say, so, as you were.

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    MUSHROOM EYE!!!!!!! still my all time fav

    When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    LOL so funny!!

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    so i go straight to the pussy....how frikkin unusual is that?

    Pussy


    1. Obvious to anyone over 1 year old
    because they want to pet it

    2. Obvious to anyone over 8 years old
    because they want to make fun of them

    3. Obvious to anyone over 12 years old because they want to make fun of it, but also stare at it, pet it, put stuff in it etc.

    1. 5 year old: I want my own pussy cat

    2. 10 year old: Stop being a pussy

    3. 18 year old: Wear this shirt to the club, you`ll get finer pussy than you thought exists

    "Anotha way to call a cat a kitty"
    pussy



    something that hot juice comes out of and something that men/women love to lick.

    Andrea: Last night jack came over and licked my pussy dry
    Megan: Can i try?
    Andrea: Sure
    *Megan rips off her skirt and sticks her tounge up andreas pussy until theres juice rolling down her chin*


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    cunt

    What a husband calls his wife when his dinner is not on the table.

    Damn you cunt, wheres my dinner?

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    chilli dog

    a form of male masturbation. The male grabs his erect penis with one hand and tucks it between his legs, pushing in his scrotum. He keeps pushing his penis until it reaches his anus. Once inside his anus, he pushes his ecrect penis in and out continually until he has to take a shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    chilli dog

    a form of male masturbation. The male grabs his erect penis with one hand and tucks it between his legs, pushing in his scrotum. He keeps pushing his penis until it reaches his anus. Once inside his anus, he pushes his ecrect penis in and out continually until he has to take a shit.
    But but but......I see a "tiny" problem with this.

    Wonder how many guys are tying to do THAT right now!!!!!!
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    Well, well..

    Suzuki
    To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.

    "I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired......."
    "Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on...."

    Suzuki
    To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.

    "Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it."

    Suzuki

    A shitbox, always breaking down. A disgrace to the Motorcycle world toilet bowl.
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    Looked up a name I did

    teeeheeeeee sorry MDU but that is what it said!

    Nigel

    male or female that is completely albino complete with a millimeter weiner
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Tank Slapping (to put in a bike term)

    The act of a man using his penis to penetrate another mans anus in a dodgy style so that there semen tanks slap together. Hence, 'slapping tanks'.

    Bob and George have been togther for 6 years now. Not my idea of fun mind, not really one for tank slapping.

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    Just wrong.....

    alaskan pipeline

    alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo


    space docking

    The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

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