Met my dream girl!

**Badjelly** · 28th February 2008, 08:55

Originally Posted by Mikkel

I personally hate it... I've always felt like a complete dork when in the throes of infatuation.

It's a male thing.

**Drum** · 28th February 2008, 08:57

Boom chicka wow wow!

**Badjelly** · 28th February 2008, 08:58

Originally Posted by Badjelly

It's a male thing.

Mind you, this guy has a contrary opinion...

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/j/jerr...ace668196.html

Ain't nothin' in the world like a big eyed girl
Make me act so funny spend my doggone money
I feel real loose like a long neck goose like a whoa baby that's what I like!

**MsKABC** · 28th February 2008, 08:59

Originally Posted by deanohit

Guess it matters what gets put into the wedding cake aye? Rhino horn anyone?

It's not what's in the cake that matters, but what's inside the suit you're marrying

**Trudes** · 28th February 2008, 09:05

Some of you lot are really mean!! Steam comes on to tell us a nice little story about some random chick he saw and thought was a cutey and even better, she rides and most of you take the piss, you cruel bastards!!!!

a little bit of a piss take, but still!!
Go for it Steam matey, go up and ask her something about her bike or something, invite her along to a ride etc, could be just the woman for you!!

Good luck!

**cleopatraxxx** · 28th February 2008, 09:12

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol

**Coyote** · 28th February 2008, 09:18

Originally Posted by Steam

I love having crushes.

I agree with Mikkel. 'ate 'em. Crippling anxiety over whether you even have a chance, not sure if you should do anything about it, find out later a best friend that you had told all this about had told them and everyone else and was laughing behind your back, then they go out with some jock with the personality of a compost lid, spiralling into depression, etc.

Then you meet some random gothic chick with a fishnet top and purple hair at an underground death metal concert, find out you both like an obscure band called Anorexia Nervosa that neither of us know anyone else likes without our influence, been going out for almost a year, not quite the dream girl yet but she's saving up for a bike. No silly crushes to deal with

**The Pastor** · 28th February 2008, 09:20

Whats the update steam? did you get a PM saying "oi don't talk about me on the net?"

**MsKABC** · 28th February 2008, 09:22

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Go for it Steam matey, go up and ask her something about her bike or something, invite her along to a ride etc, could be just the woman for you!!

Good luck!

Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike

So there's a happy ending for everyone

**Coyote** · 28th February 2008, 09:23

Originally Posted by cleopatraxxx

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol

You're a biker chick so it'll be easy finding plenty of drooling guys.

Just go out on some bike rides. Best not to post a thread about yourself, they tend to get ridiculed. Shifty guys and jealous girls, etc.

**deanohit** · 28th February 2008, 09:27

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Bikes make a great conversation starter - I remember when I first laid eyes on my ex, I was attracted by his bike. Didn't know much about them, but I noticed he was riding a gsxr. I asked my friend's biker boyfriend and he said it would be a 750 or an 1100, so next time I saw him I said "Nice bike, is it a 750 or 1100?" The grin on his face was priceless and he was SO impressed. (OK, I cheated, but HE didn't know that!) My next question was, "Will you take me for a ride sometime?" He turned out to be an a***ole, and I eventually met my dream man who rides a much better bike

So there's a happy ending for everyone

Hahaha, great story!

**Trudes** · 28th February 2008, 09:28

Originally Posted by cleopatraxxx

hey all, well im a single biker chick and would like to know how to make my seat more comfortable, any advice out there? and ps how do i post a thread myself, shit bloody computers lol

Hi ya, try a sheepskin seat cover or these guys.
As for starting your own thread, go to the home page, up the top is Forums, in there is a list of the forums, pick which ever one applies and start a new thread. Good luck.

**Str8 Jacket** · 28th February 2008, 09:29

Originally Posted by Steam

Yeah, that's why she's my "dream" girl. It may all be a dream but dreams are free. I see her again tomorrow.

hey, I got reminded of you today, there's some mad student here who rides an AX100, looks pretty well used but still tidy. It's the the cutest bike in the bike park.

Ah good on ya mate. I was just being sarcastic, ya never know..... At least speak to the girl and see if she is actually as nice as she looks then go for it!!

And are you saying tha I'm mad or as cute as an AX100?!

**marioc** · 28th February 2008, 09:36

I work at a uni I think I must have about 50 crushes a day,especially at this time of year

.
Is it just me or do the skirts and shorts get shorter every year.
Not that I am complaining but.

**Mikkel** · 28th February 2008, 09:40

Originally Posted by Coyote

I agree with Mikkel. 'ate 'em. Crippling anxiety over whether you even have a chance, not sure if you should do anything about it, find out later a best friend that you had told all this about had told them and everyone else and was laughing behind your back, then they go out with some jock with the personality of a compost lid, spiralling into depression, etc.

Well, it's not so much about whether you have a chance or not (of course you do!) - it's more the anxiety of fucking it all up because you're anxious.
Play your cards right and you'll have her screaming for more inside an hour - play it poorly and she'll loathe you forever...

Always easier to pull if you truly don't care I'm afraid.

Originally Posted by Coyote

Then you meet some random gothic chick with a fishnet top and purple hair at an underground death metal concert, find out you both like an obscure band called Anorexia Nervosa that neither of us know anyone else likes without our influence, been going out for almost a year, not quite the dream girl yet but she's saving up for a bike. No silly crushes to deal with

Fishnets are hot GD!

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

Some of you lot are really mean!! Steam comes on to tell us a nice little story about some random chick he saw and thought was a cutey and even better, she rides and most of you take the piss, you cruel bastards!!!!

a little bit of a piss take, but still!!

Yeah, how nice of Steam to share his story with all of the internet...

But yes, he should definately go for it. I got money on the outcome already