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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Unfortunately, the gentle art of empathy and subtlety in human interaction seems to be fading in our society. Dealing with the Typical Kiwi Chick (tm), it almost feels as though one must revert to bashing her over the head and dragging her back to one's cave if one is to get anywhere.
    My man found that alcohol did the trick with me.....

    It did help that I had a wee crush on him as well though I suppose!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMNTD View Post
    Unbelievable eh...personally I've always simply stated my intentions to them up front(usually theirs )...
    May I borrow your loincloth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I would, of course, be sure to do it properly, with anonymous flower deliveries, midnight serenading and the hiring of professional writers to compose verses in the lady's honour, etc.
    Too much time on your hands?

    If I was single I'd probably put myself up for sale on trademe:

    1981 male - slightly used, some scratches only minor mechanical faults.
    Still runs well enough, although runs a bit rough in the morning.
    Likes motorcycles, hot women,.....

    No reserve. Will include a full tank of happiness if buy now is used. Get in quick, this could be your chance to have your own male!


    Guessing that after a few attempts one might be tempted to add a couple of more lines:

    It's a fucking male - not a maid! Do your own bloody dishes, cleaning, etc. Don't fucking ask whether it's likely to surf for porn or have loud and drunken mates around. Stop wasting my fucking time! What do you expect?!?!?

    Oh well... And QKCD has got it sorted
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    May I borrow your loincloth?
    It would be too baggy. He has much bigger balls than you I'm afraid (or so I've been told)
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    1981 male...
    I hear that's the best model year to go for.

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    A bit 'Mills & Boon' however great thread guys.

    When do we get an update?

    May be she's on KB and doesn't realise it is about her?

    She might be giving you chatup tips :LOL:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    May I borrow your loincloth?
    try pushing a woman into a muddy puddle or throwing something at them.....
    works every time!
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    If I was single I'd probably put myself up for sale on trademe:
    My daughter once did exactly that...
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    try... throwing something at them...
    Cash?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Cash?
    thats asking for a swift kick to the balls..... unless you like to pick up women from showies?!

    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.

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    Steams' girl...
    Her name isn't Sweet Sophie, by any chance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    My daughter once did exactly that...
    So how did it go?

    The whole secret in a good trademe advert is putting in the right keywords and making sure that the associated images both highlights the products assets AND flaws. That's the best way to get a trade that is a positive experience for both parties.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    neanderthal lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Cash?
    Nah, most girls take VISA and EFTPOS at the bar these days

    But you're an old-fashioned fella I know...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    So how did it go?
    Not saying.

    She thought some of the questions were a huge joke though...
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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