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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    And oh yeah... this thread is useless without pics When are we going to get a picture of her bike?
    Classic man, but true!
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Never was a smilie so apt! Thats evil even if it is a joke!
    Moi? C'mon you've met me...I am as innocent and sweet as anewborn lamb

    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Nope cause I aint got steel balls.
    We weren't talking about your balls, if I recall correctly!


    Ok, can Steam hurry the heck up and tell us what's happening...Or maybe he got lucky?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    She may be a lesbian, she may be engaged, she may be married, she may be a hermaphrodite. I smile at alot of people. Doesnt mean I like them.....
    so you mean when you smiled at me it was just the morphine.......bugger, now i need to find a new wet dream
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    Quote Originally Posted by snuffles View Post
    so you mean when you smiled at me it was just the morphine.......bugger, now i need to find a new wet dream
    Could have been the NOS they gave me.... or the fluro vest that you were wearing!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    ...like they say on Digg.com, "photos or it did not happen"!
    "People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Well, trust me - I've tried the acne thing as well. And yes, it sucks - but I think it's a good way to avoid vanity!

    However, it became irrelevant when I realised I wanted a woman - not a girl - in my life. When you go looking for someone who places mind over matter then the acne thing really is a small thing!
    I still have some vanity concerning the looks of bikes

    Acne is gone (bar the odd pimple, I am still a teenager) so that's of no concern now. Problem at my age is that they're still all girls (unless I chased after some hot mum), finding one that wasn't going to sleep around was the main objective, and I won!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Moi? C'mon you've met me...I am as innocent and sweet as anewborn lamb
    That's got to be nominated for the next KB quote of the year

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    Well, I'd say go for it, all in etc.

    cos at my age at least its hard to find a girl who isn't 'rollin round in a phat honda vtec slammed on 22" crommies' or isn't completely obsessed with absolutely everyone liking them 100% especially the mad gangsta repn his colours.

    So yea, pretty much go for it

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    Oh crap he's 30, ok never mind

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    Steam missing?

    Since nobody has heard from Steam over the matter for a day it sounds as if he has met her and they are away doing the dirty. No time for the likes of us ... just look at all the wonderful advice we've given him in this thread! How could he miss

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    Maybe she murdered him..?
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    For it is a human number
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    He might be still stalking her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I would just like to take a minute, To shout out a good old fashioned Kiwibiker "HELL YEAH" for taking someone's mild dream girl and turning her into a married lesbian hermaphrodite within 10 posts.
    Yep she only got to log in find all talking about her. Love at first sight is a guy thing.............chicks don't seem to get aflicted.

    Good luck to thread starter...................


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    Ah, 11:00 am physics lectures at Otago. That's where I met the beautiful Zarina. And Margot and ..... Oh well they were all years ago.

    Mmmmm, maybe its time I nipped into the lecture theater for a bit of a refresher next time I'm in dunedin.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grub View Post
    Since nobody has heard from Steam over the matter for a day it sounds as if he has met her and they are away doing the dirty. No time for the likes of us ... just look at all the wonderful advice we've given him in this thread! How could he miss
    Yeah, we're like a helpful, comforting support group.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Maybe she murdered him..?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha#81 View Post
    He might be still stalking her.
    With HUGE problems

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