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    Good stuff ! now work on getting that "dream" out of the sentence :P

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    Yep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    you know what they say about european girls! !
    They like to get it in every way and I'm not talking about gender either...
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Did you hit that shit?!

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    OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION!

    Good luck dude....I see she already has some "protection"
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    Can't wait to meet a hot biker chick...


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    Quote Originally Posted by homer View Post
    god damn
    I thought you were going to tell us all about a new bike

    what a let down
    shit so did I!
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    Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Today I met my dream girl.
    I saw her in a Physics lecture, crinkly brown hair, freckles, warm chestnut eyes, smile-lines from smiling too much, or being outdoors in the sun all day.
    And doing physics, a brainy-type too.

    She smiled at me as I walked by in my bike jacket, I smiled back, Hi.
    I thought to myself "wow, wonder why that nice-looking girl smiled at me like that?"

    Then as the lecture ended OH MY GOODNESS she put on her Dri-rider jacket, got out her helmet and PERFECTION! She's a biker too!
    So I had to talk to her, and she even rides the same kind of bike as me!

    I'll give her a flyer to Off the Rails, and see if she wants to go for a ride some day.
    Sounds like a woody moment. A hot chick that rides. Dangerous stuff!
    Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.
    Ahh the Euro girls...... mind you if they have a paulse thats a good sign. (Better then the blow up ones
    good luck mate.
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Oh MAN, not this thread again. I have moved on to another hottie thanks, a french-speaking hippy-scholar-babe with small round spectacles, who lives in a shack nearby. Seriously, a shack. With a long-drop.
    I hope for your sake she has discovered toilet paper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I hope for your sake she has discovered toilet paper
    and a razor and soap

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    and that she is willing to root!
    4 wheels move the body
    2 wheels move the soul

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    What was wrong with the previous gal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    What was wrong with the previous gal?
    She probably said 'no'.
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    yes what was wrong with the first girl.
    She had a pulse...
    She was real...
    She had a bike...
    She looked at you..
    ????????????????
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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