Only in the South Island - Goat Sex

**Finn** · 28th February 2008, 14:38

What ever you do, don't Google "goat fucking".

**nodrog:Me** · 28th February 2008, 14:42

Originally Posted by Finn

What ever you do, don't Google "goat fucking".

LOL, i just had too.

p.s. check out the name of the website

http://www.easymidget.com/new/storie...goatfuck.shtml

**chris** · 28th February 2008, 14:43

He got the horn...

**Coldrider** · 28th February 2008, 14:56

Goats can't complain, and take 'alf the house when they go.

**SVboy** · 28th February 2008, 15:05

What a silly billy!

**Oakie** · 28th February 2008, 15:13

Hmm. I knew a guy that got done for that a few years ago. He was also from a small Canterbury town. Lionel, are you up to your old tricks again?

**woodybee** · 28th February 2008, 19:15

Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback

I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................

**Hitcher** · 28th February 2008, 19:43

Originally Posted by woodybee

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes...

I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.

**Grub** · 28th February 2008, 19:46

Jeez, I hope it was a female goat, it would have been disgusting if he was queer

**woodybee** · 28th February 2008, 19:52

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.

Mate I don't fuck as you put it, I mesmorise with my charm, whisper lovely chit chat into ears, caress until the screams are too much, before I release my inner wantingl to anyone....and I have to point out,,,,,, I am talking about Blokes here by the way, not cows.....!!!!!

But they do have incredibly long eyelashes.

In my previous occupation as a cop in the UK, I nicked someone for shagging a goat....and caught him with his trousers down and boy was that goat wearing a shocked expression on its face, still chewing a blade of grass at the time......
Yup I have seen some weird sights in my life pal!!!

**Bren** · 28th February 2008, 20:00

Originally Posted by woodybee

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................

especially the Jerseys eh...Bestiality is just udder nonsense

**heyjoe** · 28th February 2008, 22:29

Did the guy think that no-one would see him out in the open like that? Who was he trying to kid?

**Skyryder** · 28th February 2008, 22:35

He's got be an ugly munter................the goat turned him down.

Skyryder

**Swoop** · 29th February 2008, 11:34

This was done on the edge of a cliff, wasn't it???

**Usarka** · 29th February 2008, 18:53

Originally Posted by woodybee

Dude, you should look into a cows eye's apart from the fact they go cross eyed looking at you as you get nearer to them, they have the most incredibly long eye lashes......................

Originally Posted by Hitcher

I don't believe for one moment you can see all that while you're fucking them.

Depends if its a spit roast.....

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