Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 37

Thread: Only in the South Island - Goat Sex

  1. 28th February 2008, 07:21 #1
    Usarka's Avatar
    Usarka
    Usarka is offline ArseBiscuit
    ♂
    Join Date
    19th July 2007 - 20:05
    Bike
    750 auw
    Location
    Mianus
    Posts
    2,247

    Only in the South Island - Goat Sex

    North cantebury to be exact:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4418379a12855.html

    "Sergeant Lisa Goodson said the man admitted taking the goat to the back of the property, attempting to have sex with it before doing up his trousers, patting the goat and walking away. "He was contrite but said he was unable to stop the behaviour," said Goodson."

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 28th February 2008, 07:25 #2
    scumdog's Avatar
    scumdog
    scumdog is offline Loud and Uncouth
    ♂
    Join Date
    12th July 2003 - 01:10
    Bike
    Royal Enfield 650 & a V8 or two..
    Location
    The Riviera of the South
    Posts
    14,068
    Ah but that was because he was sensitive and didn't want to cause trouble stealing his sons pregnanat gitlfriend - unlike a certain North Island chappie mentioned on another thread on KB.....
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 28th February 2008, 07:30 #3
    Usarka's Avatar
    Usarka
    Usarka is offline ArseBiscuit
    ♂
    Join Date
    19th July 2007 - 20:05
    Bike
    750 auw
    Location
    Mianus
    Posts
    2,247
    She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 28th February 2008, 07:35 #4
    scumdog's Avatar
    scumdog
    scumdog is offline Loud and Uncouth
    ♂
    Join Date
    12th July 2003 - 01:10
    Bike
    Royal Enfield 650 & a V8 or two..
    Location
    The Riviera of the South
    Posts
    14,068
    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!

    Yeah, a real goat can't leech of the public or get knocked-up in the first place...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 28th February 2008, 08:00 #5
    Hitcher's Avatar
    Hitcher
    Hitcher is offline Deus ex ukulele
    ♂
    Join Date
    27th November 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
    Posts
    13,111
    Which party complained to the Police?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 28th February 2008, 08:02 #6
    Usarka's Avatar
    Usarka
    Usarka is offline ArseBiscuit
    ♂
    Join Date
    19th July 2007 - 20:05
    Bike
    750 auw
    Location
    Mianus
    Posts
    2,247
    No doubt someone bleated.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 28th February 2008, 08:02 #7
    scumdog's Avatar
    scumdog
    scumdog is offline Loud and Uncouth
    ♂
    Join Date
    12th July 2003 - 01:10
    Bike
    Royal Enfield 650 & a V8 or two..
    Location
    The Riviera of the South
    Posts
    14,068
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Which party complained to the Police?
    The person who was 'acting the goat'
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 28th February 2008, 08:08 #8
    Grub's Avatar
    Grub
    Grub is offline Rest In Peace
    ♂
    Join Date
    5th December 2006 - 18:22
    Bike
    2000 Honda CBR600F4, RG50/GL145 Bucket
    Location
    Whitby, Wellington
    Posts
    2,009
    This is what they get for creating the Nanny State
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 28th February 2008, 08:43 #9
    Hitcher's Avatar
    Hitcher
    Hitcher is offline Deus ex ukulele
    ♂
    Join Date
    27th November 2003 - 12:00
    Bike
    None any more
    Location
    Ngaio, Wellington
    Posts
    13,111
    Or for kidding around.

    Or for bucking the system.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 28th February 2008, 08:47 #10
    Swoop's Avatar
    Swoop
    Swoop is offline Wearing Hi-Viz Black. AirFox Champion
    Join Date
    1st November 2005 - 08:18
    Bike
    F-117.
    Location
    Banana Republic of NZ
    Posts
    7,048
    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Which party complained to the Police?
    The goat.
    The guy never called her, like he promised he would.
    TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 28th February 2008, 14:19 #11
    nudemetalz's Avatar
    nudemetalz
    nudemetalz is offline The metal is always nude.
    ♂
    Join Date
    26th July 2005 - 12:12
    Bike
    Aprilia Shiver 750, Suzuki RG150E
    Location
    Newdlands, Welly...
    Posts
    5,480
    How many kids does he need........


    "...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 28th February 2008, 14:26 #12
    fireball's Avatar
    fireball
    fireball is offline Candy Flippin!
    Send a message via MSN to fireball
    ♀
    Join Date
    7th May 2007 - 15:28
    Bike
    "Grim Reaper"
    Location
    where ever I may roam
    Posts
    1,209
    was her name baabraa? or naaanncy?
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 28th February 2008, 14:31 #13
    doc's Avatar
    doc
    doc is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    17th May 2003 - 07:12
    Bike
    Il4 and Vtwin
    Location
    Rotorua
    Posts
    1,389
    Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

    it's only kinky the first time.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 28th February 2008, 14:33 #14
    Crasherfromwayback
    Crasherfromwayback is offline Fully qualified Sifter.
    Send a message via MSN to Crasherfromwayback
    ♂
    Join Date
    17th April 2006 - 05:39
    Bike
    Various things
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    14,429
    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

    it's only kinky the first time.
    I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 28th February 2008, 14:37 #15
    doc's Avatar
    doc
    doc is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    17th May 2003 - 07:12
    Bike
    Il4 and Vtwin
    Location
    Rotorua
    Posts
    1,389
    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!
    Thats the trouble with you sales people, no foreplay .
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules