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  1. 1st June 2007, 12:39 #1
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    My crash

    This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention.


    The driver got out.. he was a dwarf.

    He said, "I'm not happy"...

    I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"

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    I beat you to it a few days ago in Canarlee's joke thread - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=50912&page=3
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    that jokes doing the texts rounds at the moment. had it from 6 different people so far

    the first time i received it i rang them back to see if they were ok doh
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    Quote Originally Posted by cynna View Post
    that jokes doing the texts rounds at the moment. had it from 6 different people so far

    the first time i received it i rang them back to see if they were ok doh
    Ah, so you must have been Dozy? LOL!
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    Ah, so you must have been Dozy? LOL!
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    how the fight started

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road
    and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you
    just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . He was a DWARF!

    He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
    So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    . . . and that's when the fight started
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    fark that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    what a ride so far!!!!
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    Smile

    What a crack up.
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    Some people are sooooo touchy

    There I was on my way to the supermarket today ...
    Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind ...
    Wasn't even on the horizon ...
    I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ..
    (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!

    Well! he storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
    "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one
    Are you then?"

    ...and that's when the fight started...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dpbrt View Post
    There I was on my way to the supermarket today ...
    Getting into a fight was the furthest thing from my mind ...
    Wasn't even on the horizon ...
    I was in a great mood ... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car ..
    (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF!

    Well! he storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
    "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one
    Are you then?"

    ...and that's when the fight started...


    Cracked me up that did. Classic


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