Getting laid by the Mahas...

**Donor** · 2nd March 2008, 17:47

My god, the smile may never leave my face... and not only did the twosome pleasure me, Mrs Donor is still in a state of euphoria as well - I think they have ruined her for others...

I speak of course about our bathroom floor!

After 2 years, the vinyl we bought is laid!

Words cannot express my/our joy - the bathroom looks like half a million bucks (the other half million is in trust for when the painting is finished...!) and the array of bathroom mats that have for so long coated the floor, are now redundant.

Mr Maha is a top bloke, knows his stuff, and is quite frankly the consummate professional.

Mom - well, what can I say? (lots, but she'll hunt me down and kill me...) she very kindly not only loaned me her Mr Maha, but proceeded to put the average apprentice to shame - hell, surprised she wasn't wearing her own tool belt!

Full marks to Mrs Donor for a top notch batch of scones, blueberry muffins and yet another almost-as-good-as-my-mothers 'nana cake.

Huzzah to the Maha mob!

**Maha** · 2nd March 2008, 17:56

Stop Stop Please Stop Dont Stop, Please Dont Stop!....

The Baking was the yummiest, that Nana Cake!!!! OMG!....

Moms skills are best left outside the van for sure, Navigation aint her strong point, didnt tell you we came 'the long way' aye??
Dont let anybody tell you i aint good on the floor, Payment is chilling as we speak.
Stoked that i could help you guys out and really happy that it looks like a room you can spend time in now....

**Mom** · 2nd March 2008, 18:03

Ok, Ok I admit I am directionally challenged, but it was a good opportunity to travel roads I have never been on before

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Thanks to Donor for putting the bog back so I could relieve myself of the abundant coffee/coke. That Banana cake is yum scrum, but I fear I may have to start baking again as he has that look in his eye

Good day out guys!

Oh and Donor a hacksaw should sort out the big pipe no worries, just imagine the fun the boys can have with 2 bazookas, let alone the slingshot

**Edbear** · 2nd March 2008, 18:19

Praise when due may as well be fulsome!!!

Of course, Mark may have to wait for the swelling to go down before he can put his helmet on again...

Well done guys!

**Swoop** · 2nd March 2008, 18:58

Originally Posted by Mom

Ok, Ok I admit I am directionally challenged, but it was a good opportunity to travel roads I have never been on before

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It is referred to as "checking out new roads that might contain twisty sections..."
The things that have to be done, for the good of all bikers!

**Mrs Donor** · 2nd March 2008, 19:13

A huge THANK YOU from me also

I am stoked with my 'new' floor, I tell ya, the bathroom looks 100% better already

Mr Maha, I'm glad the nana cake was good, I was a little worried about how the icing would turn out... s'pose I had better make the next one with lemon icing for Donor

Mom - OMG

I didn't realise who you were!!!

And there's me asking if you ride :slap:

It was a pleasure to meet you both, and thanks again for making me a very happy woman

**Mom** · 2nd March 2008, 19:17

Originally Posted by Swoop

It is referred to as "checking out new roads that might contain twisty sections..."
The things that have to be done, for the good of all bikers!

Thanks for the kind words Sir. Sadly though, my appalling map reading skills took us through many, many sets of traffic lights, lots of roadworks, and meant more than a couple of quiet sighs from him behind the wheel. I hang my head

Mind you, I have also been known to direct us the scenic route too, so I've let my self off with a warning

**Blue Thunder** · 2nd March 2008, 21:30

[QUOTE=Mrs Donor;1454720]A huge THANK YOU from me also

I am stoked with my 'new' floor, I tell ya, the bathroom looks 100% better already

But when will DONOR remove his digit from a certain oriffice and continue the good work (he has so sucsessfuly dodged for eons) and finish the rest of the abode???????????

PS the scone were delish!!!!!!!!

**Maha** · 2nd March 2008, 21:55

Originally Posted by Blue Thunder

But when will DONOR remove his digit from a certain oriffice and continue the good work (he has so sucsessfuly dodged for eons) and finish the rest of the abode???????????

Im sure he will get around to that once the food stops.....

I could hear the gathered peeps in the hallway wondering just how the hell they would have got on doing the floor themselves....no needles required!...

**gijoe1313** · 2nd March 2008, 21:56

I was nonplussed by the effortless skill that saw the materials laid down and spread into a tableau of professionalism that took my breath away.

It made me realise that some jobs are best left to those whose stock in trade requires those fulsome elements to show craftmanship to its highest degree.

I tug my forelock to Maha man and crave a quiet corner where I can ruminate on the display of talent this afternoon just gone...

**Donor** · 3rd March 2008, 07:04

Heh... we humans can think some stupid things...

For example, waking at 4:30AM and shuffling off to answer the call, stepping into the throne room and being hit by a sudden panic that some bastard had nicked our array of multi-coloured bath mats!

Oh yeah... vinyl... heh...

It's just so brilliant having such well installed floor covering now... thank god it's washable... errr, I mean...