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  1. 13th March 2008, 11:58 #1
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    Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

    WTF??

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    My question would be, where the hell did he relieve himself?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    My question would be, where the hell did he relieve himself?!
    Maybe she enjoys oral.... ?

    ...oh - I see what you mean...
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    lost her wing nut that one....

    Wouldn't you get bored???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Wouldn't you get bored???
    If you spent 2 years with your pants down, would you get bored?....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
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    Maybe a bit of agoraphobia?

    I don't think anyone would be that mentally stable to put themsleves in such a position for such a long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    If you spent 2 years with your pants down, would you get bored?....
    ...yikes... thats nasty... the angles would be all wrong ! ...imagine an 'accidental flush'
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    Sorry, but I think you will find that is physically impossible. A great headline, but obviously bs.
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    What a stupid bitch.
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    So whose willing to try that on a bike huh?
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    so if her skin grew around the seat, that means she wasnt even standing up to wipe her arse, what a dirty bitch!
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