Calling all bullshit artists!

[Trudes]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

[Str8 Jacket]

OK people, I really need excuses cause as of last pay I had 1.5 hours of annual leave owing. I have used all day's that I had accrued already!

[Str8 Jacket]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

Now THAT'S what im talking about!

[YellowDog]

Just push the fire alarm button at the time you want to leave!

You'll be too traumatised to get back to work straight away.

- Never fails.

Hey, maybe that's what lost me my job :-o

[Trudes]

Your cat is bleeding from the ears and you have to take her to the vet, shouldn't take too long.....

[Stirts]

If it is all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work this morning. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

Can't come in today, the springs on the garage door broke and I can't get the bike out cause the door won't open.

My dog is having puppies and I need to help her.

I am sick with the Lack. Lack of ambition.

I'm sorry I was late, I forgot to look at my watch!!!

[Str8 Jacket]

Your cat is bleeding from the ears and you have to take her to the vet, shouldn't take too long.....

You've done this before havent you! I like this one to! Maybe my cat started bleeding after Malcolm flooded teh laundry.....

[nodrog:Me]

police have caught your stalker and you need to go down to the police station to ID him.

[fireball]

just claim mental health day,
or ill come work for you

[Trudes]

You've done this before havent you! I like this one to! Maybe my cat started bleeding after Malcolm flooded teh laundry.....

Yes.... that and I'm full of shit.

[RantyDave]

Not wishing to appear like a radical, but how about "I have a job interview".

Oh, silly me, assuming a rational workplace once again.

Dave

[Str8 Jacket]

Not wishing to appear like a radical, but how about "I have a job interview".

Oh, silly me, assuming a rational workplace once again.

Dave

lol, remember were talking about *my* place of work. Anyway. Id much rather "spring" it on them and give them a taste of their own medicine!

[enigma51]

If you have a male for a boss you just say you have female thingy's to deal with trust me we dont want to know

[Pwalo]

Just tell them you have a dentist's appointment (or a doctors). I'm pretty sure that you are entitled to take time off for such occurences.

Of course you would be telling a porky, which is morally reprehensible.

[007XX]

You have a flood at home and need to wait for the plummer, should be in after lunch (or whenever)

I like that one...similarly, "Some kid in the neighborhood threw a stone at one of my windows, and I need to have it replaced as the house wouldn't be secure otherwise".

Bear in mind, this is the sort of thing that needs to be said with assurance: practice in front of the mirror, and get yourself angry about it as if it had really happened: it will show in your voice and your boss will not dare refuse you the time off.