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    I reckon we go back to cheng shin treaded tyres, pogo suspension, and switches for engines, and piss poor 2 pot calipers!!

    That'll sort the men from the boys!!
    Now, I'd pay to go and watch the challenges brought about from that!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Was that sarcasm Bob???
    I guess it just leaves us with one job to do. Put on the freak show!!
    Bit hard around Puke thou. No tight twisties.
    No, it was just "i cant believe some dumass would actually do that" I mean, think of all the prize money for a win & the mana in front of the entire country!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Even the Superbikes look clinical now compared to days gone by where riders would get bucked around like shagging a $2 hooker!! (or sidecar bob in his van with his lady partner...)
    Did you make a distinction between a $2 hooker and Sidecar Bob's "lady" partner .........??? Aww Scrivy, keep that up and I'll think you like me ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    That's what the spectaotrs wanna see!! Not something just going round and around like a slotcar set!!
    Even the Superbikes look clinical now compared to days gone by where riders would get bucked around like shagging a $2 hooker!! (or sidecar bob in his van with his lady partner...)
    We need to entertain the spectators, so they will come out in droves!!
    Anyone fancy being a sacrificial crash test dummy at Puke???
    Divvo?? Kick?? Remember, chicks dig scars!!!
    Now theres a thought--how about if ALL the superbike riders had to select their non adjustable suspension from a barrel on the AM before their race.
    hehehehee.
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    Now theres a thought--how about if ALL the superbike riders had to select their non adjustable suspension from a barrel on the AM before their race.
    hehehehee.
    Blingoh!! Best idea yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Did you make a distinction between a $2 hooker and Sidecar Bob's "lady" partner .........??? Aww Scrivy, keep that up and I'll think you like me ....
    Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
    You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


    (Does that go someway........)
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
    You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


    (Does that go someway........)
    Nup, Youre screwed mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Nup, Youre screwed mate.
    Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves


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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Oh shit!!! The last part of the sentence was tacked on later. I didn't mean it as you took it.......... I , er, um, owww.... how can I back out of this one??
    You aint no $2 hooker!!! In fact, you aint no hooker at all!!!


    (Does that go someway........)
    Hey I didn't take it badly at all!!! Geez, you called me a lady FFS!! How can that possibly be bad? Let's all have a big hug at Puke

    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves

    Ok, you beg for that, Joni. I'll be begging Bones to share

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Bones, Bones, Bones.... how many times do we need to BEG you to keep your and Scrivys sexual desires to yourselves

    So why did you PM him then for more details???

    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Hey I didn't take it badly at all!!! Geez, you called me a lady FFS!! How can that possibly be bad? Let's all have a big hug at Puke
    Ok, you beg for that, Joni. I'll be begging Bones to share
    Oh no........ here we go again!!! I'm feeling sick, don't know if I can make it to Puke................ might be influenza or sumpin......??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    I'll be begging Bones to share
    Share eh? I never knew you had an interest in sharing in his Scrivy loving

    Can I watch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    Share eh? I never knew you had an interest in sharing in his Scrivy loving

    Can I watch?
    What the hell, why dont you just join in,

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    What the hell, why dont you just join in,
    Now I'd pay to watch that!! Hell, I'd even let her have my share of the beds in the van!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Oh no........ here we go again!!! I'm feeling sick, don't know if I can make it to Puke................ might be influenza or sumpin......??

    Nah you're just scared of the LCR crews?
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Nah you're just scared of the LCR crews?
    Nah, not scared of the LCR crews mate. But their rigs are too fast for my old post classic rig at Puke!!

    Hows this piccy of the burn on my leg?
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