Dad stole my girlfriend...

[Finn]

True story

The Dominion Post on an unhappy Tauranga family.


18 year old Jacob Bowring was dating 18 year old Krystal Clark (above). All fine. But then Krystal traded Jacob in for his 45 year old father James (above). She is now expecting his child. Jacob, understandably, was not too happy about this. So as his Dad drove by with Krystal (and Krystal’s 14 year old female friend), Jacob yelled out that he was a pedophile.


Father James was not too happy about this, and as Jacob is too old to be smacked, chose instead to try and run him over. He chased Jacob down the street until Jacob hid behind a lamp-post. Jacob got his father, James, arrested. Now James already has four disqualified- driving convictions, so the Judge sentenced him to five months’ home detention, drug and alcohol counselling and 12 months’ loss of licence. Only one small problem - his home detention is to be served out on his house-bus!! So he can drive his house bus over his son, without breaching his home detention.



http://www.stuff.co.nz/4416682a10.html

[Str8 Jacket]

I laughed when I saw that photo. All I saw was the word, "redneck" written on the old guy's top in bright red....

[Magua]

I loled. Sad that his punishment is so laughable though.

[Paul in NZ]

What a fine couple.... She looks young enough to raise a bunch more of his kids for us to support.

Christ - we share the roads with these people?

Paul N

um - actually just sharing the planet with them is probably an issue...

[oldrider]

Dad obviously knew how to smoke her tyres!

Lousy old bastard should have been schooling his boy how to win, not stealing his girl from him.

Self centered old cunt! Should be castrated. ...Worst thing is, they are "breeding"!... ..John.

[Disco Dan]

Wont be long before we see:

Boy kills father and ex girlfriend in fit of rage.

[Disco Dan]

True story


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4416682a10.html

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...7&d=1204071718

[nodrog:Me]

....18 year old Jacob Bowring was dating 18 year old Krystal Clark (above). All fine. But then Krystal traded Jacob in for his 45 year old father James

this is not the first time i have heard this senario, seems to be the done thing down here at the moment.

[MIXONE]

I loled. Sad that his punishment is so laughable though.

If a sentence is staying home rooting an 18 yo girl I'm off to run me someone down.

[MisterD]

Now I understand why buses are also known as "Loser cruisers"...

[MIXONE]

The Kiwi answer to Trailer Park Trash.
I was suprised he actually has teeth.

[skidMark]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.

SM

[nodrog:Me]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.

SM

have you got an internet connection under Grafton bridge?

[Finn]

Oh i see it was a joke, if was actually about you and your dad finn i was gunna say one of you two midgets has to take the other on thier shoulders, and it was about time your dad got to be in the top part of the trench coat.

Hey Mark, this thread is about white trash. Just quickly and quietly step away from this thread and maybe they won't notice...

[skidMark]

have you got an internet connection under Grafton bridge?

Thats next week.

Hey Mark, this thread is about white trash. Just quickly and quietly step away from this thread and maybe they won't notice...

I should fit in, i mean you do, well you fit in smaller places though. I can smuggle you in on board luggage if you want finn, you can be my handbag midget.