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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Funny, I asked Nats if I should have a girlfriend and she said "No Daddy, you have me"...
    Sounds rather possessive to me

    But I can certainly relate - never been much for the "picking-up" game at bars and nightclubs myself...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Not odd at all....Anne laughs all the time......
    Awww, you poor thing!

    I'm just sitting here wondering what was meant by the phrase "sex goes wrong"... If the chemistry is right then it won't be an issue - and if the chemistry isn't right then it won't really be an issue as it's not likely to be a repeat performance.

    I mean, the only sex I've had go "wrong" was a couple of occasions where a condom failed. It was still good sex though - just a bit more of a worry than it should have been, but modern medical counter-measures are pretty good with that as well.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I'm just sitting here wondering what was meant by the phrase "sex goes wrong"...
    You know..... It's when ya woman comes out wearing a great big strap on!...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    "sex goes wrong"... won't be an issue - repeat performance.

    Repeat Performance???....not the same night surely!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    You know..... It's when ya woman comes out wearing a great big strap on!...
    Hmmm, my parents must have done something wrong - I thought that was the norm.

    Anyway, I doubt that would be the time to laugh - running is more like it
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Repeat Performance???....not the same night surely!!!!!
    Oh, I forgot you were an older chap.

    There's medicine for that these days as well

    ...I mean, not the age bit - the other part.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    There's not many of us...

    Oh look! theres one.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    a friend of mine told me what to do to find the right partner, i did it, and a few weeks later, i met Anne. Stuff all that club/pub shit, anyone can get laid there, finding a lifetime partner requires intelligents and being proactive in the pursuit of greater happiness.
    So share with the class .... what's your story? Hmmm???

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Oh look! theres one.....
    Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?
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    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    So share with the class .... what's your story? Hmmm???
    I wont post it on here, to many crackheads will rip me to bits....

    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?
    Nout....we love you and will see you at the and of the month....

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    The Mahahaha's are coming!!! Ooo and MOM
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
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    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    The Mahahaha's are coming!!! Ooo and MOM
    Poor Wellington will never be the same
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    bikes and babes are best naked

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    MONEYI don't have any
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    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Poor Wellington will never be the same
    :slap:
    It recovered?
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    It recovered?
    SSHHH just don't go there
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    SSHHH just don't go there
    I did... I thought that was the problem...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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