The flicking of my ear infuriates me so (Wisdom = 6). Seeing as I am a complete and utter random bastard (Alignment = Chaotic Evil), I turn around and run GIJoe through with my sword.
Forum whore
The flicking of my ear infuriates me so (Wisdom = 6). Seeing as I am a complete and utter random bastard (Alignment = Chaotic Evil), I turn around and run GIJoe through with my sword.
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Fortunately I won initiative, cast Dimension Door on Drunken CE Fighter Monkey and port him back to the Tavern where we started from (I'm sure the buxom bar wenches will make him forget his churlish behaviour and I can always port him back later when the party meets the Liche!)Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey
And yes, vorpal swords do hurt when they hit!Makes my staff +2 of multiple magic missiles look a little useless!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Forum whore
Fail my saving throw vs. Charisma and succumb to bar wenches charm. Spent all my electrum pieces on Ale and pass out (INT and DEX -3 temporarily). Pass out for 10 turns.
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Party runs into a Lawful Good creature and cannot get pass it, nor solve its clever puzzle (Magic User rolls 1 on INT ... damn! Must have been the sight of the Cleric losing her chainmail bra!
Need Chaotic Evil PC to attack creature to justify rest of party pulping it! Dimension door back Drunken Monkey ... only to discover he is still in the 8th turn of stupor ...
Wait through 2 turns of random encounter rolls which results in 110 kobolds to fight and a rust monster. Kill all kobolds, leave rust monster alone to dissolve female cleric's chainmail armour!
(And yes, I had an intrepid band of adventurers do this in one campaign and other more ridiculous yet feasible happenstances!)
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Not to be pedantic... but if you pass out you are effectively prone and as such your dexterity bonus will not apply to AC! As such the dex penalty seems rather redundant, wouldn't you agree?
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
bikeless
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Hardcore Biker
FFS if you have to study to get through at Otago you are having to try hard to get past first base. Life in Dn. is so much more. Maybe you should forget you have a degree and go drive a bus.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Hardcore Biker
Ethos of a working girl/boy.
And for carrying your stuff around - nothing better than a portable hole
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Says the male decorator...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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