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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    What were you doing with your toes and fingers in a printing press??? Were you wearing chinese safety jandals?
    The finger was from the tinplate I was printing on which was .3mm and really effen sharp. I had just lifted a sheet to check it and when I let it go back onto the conveyer I just caught the corner.

    The toes were actually caused by wearing a steel cap boot that effectively turned into a wire stripper when they got jammed between the blanket roller and a stringer bar on the press, I had to reverse the press to get it back out. If I had some chinese safety jandals i would have got away with just a graze.
    Hey I was an apprentice, you have to give these things a try!
    OSH what does that stand for again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    The finger was from the tinplate I was printing on which was .3mm and really effen sharp. I had just lifted a sheet to check it and when I let it go back onto the conveyer I just caught the corner.

    The toes were actually caused by wearing a steel cap boot that effectively turned into a wire stripper when they got jammed between the blanket roller and a stringer bar on the press, I had to reverse the press to get it back out. If I had some chinese safety jandals i would have got away with just a graze.
    Hey I was an apprentice, you have to give these things a try!
    OSH what does that stand for again?
    And I thought I was clumsy!!
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    Tricks and talents....

    Roll my tongue into a cyclinder shape (which is a genetic thing apparently you can either do it or ya can't)

    Make my tongue roll like ripples or waves (and my belly, like the belly dancers moving a coin down their belly)

    Keep one eye looking dead ahead but the other turn into my nose.

    Trained in how to make dentures, crowns and ears/noses

    Have bionic eyes and one lung much much smaller than the other.

    Very active eyebrows! I can waggle them like a mad thing

    Can also make a very convincing duck sound, also confuses ducks and gets them to come close...007XX between you and me we could attract a huge swarm of critters!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Can also make a very convincing duck sound, also confuses ducks and gets them to come close...007XX between you and me we could attract a huge swarm of critters!
    haha, I can join you gals.... I do a very convincing rooster!! (I was locked in the hen house for punishment as a child).
    I can lick my own nose. Oh and I over heard an ex telling someone that I could suck a tennis ball out of a garden hose..... whatever that means!

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    I'm just me. Does that make me special?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I'm just me. Does that make me special?
    You're very special Col....

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    I do competitive dog obedience and agility with my two Sibe-bords (Siberian Husky / Border Collie cross).
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    I thought I was excluded from this thread, because apart from the ability to make myself invisible in a room full of people (don't even have to do anything, it just happens by itself!) there's absolutely nothing unusual about me.
    Then I remembered: I have an empty skull

    A few years ago, I had a CT scan done of my head. Afterwards, the technician/doctor said, "Well, we've examined the images, and there's nothing there".
    Nothing: not a brain, steam engine, clockwork motor, not even a hamster wheel sans hamster.
    Well if you go and hide all yer deformities how can you expect people to point and laugh? You need a couple of extra digits or summat dude. That and a couple of really annoying twitches.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    The finger was from the tinplate I was printing on which was .3mm and really effen sharp. I had just lifted a sheet to check it and when I let it go back onto the conveyer I just caught the corner.

    The toes were actually caused by wearing a steel cap boot that effectively turned into a wire stripper when they got jammed between the blanket roller and a stringer bar on the press, I had to reverse the press to get it back out. If I had some chinese safety jandals i would have got away with just a graze.
    Hey I was an apprentice, you have to give these things a try!
    OSH what does that stand for again?
    Yer, f'kin safety shoes got a lot to answer for, they're great for saving a toe from bruising ifn' you drop a spanner on 'em but much more mass than that and they're bloody guillotines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    haha, I can join you gals.... I do a very convincing rooster!! (I was locked in the hen house for punishment as a child).
    I can lick my own nose. Oh and I over heard an ex telling someone that I could suck a tennis ball out of a garden hose..... whatever that means!
    We could get a real petting zoo going.... now that sounds dodgey! I mean the kiddie kind of petting zoo not a 'heavy petting zoo' - though that could be a bit of fun too.

    AND you just reminded me I too can lick my own nose....gawsh I have just realised how talented my tongue really is

    I can also fit my fist in my mouth and bite my own toe nails! Not that I do but I could, should I ever get caught without clippers...can also put feet behind head....old Gymnastics injury - had a sadist for a trainer...this is how he taught us all to do the splits -

    "Ok kids now what I want you to do is do the splits as best you can - legs out sideways not front/back. Hold that..."

    He comes around behind each of us puts hands on shoulders and pushes down very hard and fast until butt meets floor
    I remember a ripping, popping kinda sound followed by much pain...and that is why I, at 30, despite not having done any gymnastics in over 15 years, can *still* do the splits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    I can bite my toe nails...not that I do but I could should I ever get caught without clippers...
    I used to do that as a kid, and now I just have an obsession with picking my toe nails, they are so short they bleed sometimes, but when I do it I feel this need to chew at the same time.... luckily I realsied just how gross it is to eat your feet and stopped.

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    No

    You are supposed to give the best hugs. That makes you special!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    I'm just me. Does that make me special?
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Me Special?

    Hmm

    1. I have no gall bladder.... I am the Fifth Generation female to have my Gall Bladder out ( we were all 19-20 years of age.....and they said it wasnt genetic).
    2. Can fold my tongue in half.
    3. Can talk like Donald Duck.
    4. Second toe is longer than my big toe.
    5. I watch Coronation Street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    5. I watch Coronation Street.
    Aww shit. I really didn't need to know that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    I used to do that as a kid, and now I just have an obsession with picking my toe nails, they are so short they bleed sometimes, but when I do it I feel this need to chew at the same time.... luckily I realsied just how gross it is to eat your feet and stopped.
    A 'Crisis team nurse' (the people who are called out if someone has tried to commit suicide) told me recently that biting your fingernails is a recognised form of what they term 'self harm'. I wonder what it's called if you bite your toenails...

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    Hmm..

    I can dislocate my right knee at will from many previous dislocations.. great party trick.

    I can fit 18 grapes in my mouth

    And apart from those that's about it..

    Oh, and I have this weird tendancy to do some really stupid stunts which end up in me getting a pretty wicked list of injuries for some of the most stupid things.. Sorry for the ACC bill guys..
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