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    Thumbs up spotting

    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Wow! You have a right hand foot?
    That I'd like to see....
    Yep - can't get away with that on KB, good spotting, edit made, thank you for giving me a hand, I no longer have my foot in my mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    Yep - can't get away with that on KB, good spotting, edit made, thank you for giving me a hand, I no longer have my foot in my mouth.
    Ohhh, you mean we aren't gonna see pics?
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    My shock revelation.....no one has guessed this but.......I'm Scottish!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
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    i like my dark side
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully60 View Post
    I'm missing the end of two toes from the terminal joint and a large part of the end of my ring finger tip. Not really that strange when you consider I lost them in a printing press. Worrisome (sp) when you consider I was printing Fresh Up apple sause cans at the time and I never found the missing bits.
    So that's why the roast pork tasted extra porky that day..... And to think I almost didn't have the apple sauce....


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    A 'Crisis team nurse' (the people who are called out if someone has tried to commit suicide) told me recently that biting your fingernails is a recognised form of what they term 'self harm'. I wonder what it's called if you bite your toenails...
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    I can vouch for that...that is one of the most intriguing sounds I've ever heard a human being make
    Its so much fun driving people crazy with it too. I learnt that from a classmate back in highschool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kemet View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    Hhndle the turkey baster do you?
    I've heard some folks say I've mastered the baster pretty well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Tricks and talents....
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    !
    Hey, I can do that too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    My jaw clunks when I eat, it will echo in a quiet room.....
    Mine does this quite bad as well, the Ex had it as well so it could get interesting at times.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
    Mine does this quite bad as well, the Ex had it as well so it could get interesting at times.........
    My jaw was so bad public eating became impossible, the crunching gristle sound was loud and non to pleasant....eventually Auckland Hospital fixed it for me. Unfortunately eating hamburgers is now a hassle simply because the operation limited how far my moth opens!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    My jaw was so bad public eating became impossible, the crunching gristle sound was loud and non to pleasant....eventually Auckland Hospital fixed it for me. Unfortunately eating hamburgers is now a hassle simply because the operation limited how far my moth opens!
    You should go to prison buba will sort it for you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    My jaw was so bad public eating became impossible, the crunching gristle sound was loud and non to pleasant....eventually Auckland Hospital fixed it for me. Unfortunately eating hamburgers is now a hassle simply because the operation limited how far my moth opens!
    I think if my hubby reads this story I will never be allowed to have my jaw fixed!

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