Patrick Swayze - Dying from Cancer has 5 weeks to live

[James Deuce]

Big Dan, sorry to burst your bubble, but no one survives pancreatic cancer.

My boss at my previous job was diagnosed and dead 6 weeks later. He worked every day until his liver failed. He was at work the day before and apparently healthy as can be to the unaware. I said good night, he gave me a nice bottle of wine, didn't turn up to work the next day, and was dead the day after.

Pancreatic cancer is largely asymptomatic in the early stages so by the time people notice they have a problem it's because the cancer has metastasized into some other organ or organs. The median for survival post diagnosis is 3 to 6 months and there is a less than 5% chance of making 5 years.

[Big Dan]

Big Dan, sorry to burst your bubble, but no one survives pancreatic cancer.

My boss at my previous job was diagnosed and dead 6 weeks later. He worked every day until his liver failed. He was at work the day before and apparently healthy as can be to the unaware. I said good night, he gave me a nice bottle of wine, didn't turn up to work the next day, and was dead the day after.

Pancreatic cancer is largely asymptomatic in the early stages so by the time people notice they have a problem it's because the cancer has metastasized into some other organ or organs. The median for survival post diagnosis is 3 to 6 months and there is a less than 5% chance of making 5 years.

i wasn't saying that he will survive i was mere correctting a roumour

[James Deuce]

No you said the news was good. It's not. 5 weeks is closer to the truth than the news is good.

[Bren]

Big Dan, sorry to burst your bubble, but no one survives pancreatic cancer.

No one survives life. Period!

LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS "BUCKET LIST"

[Big Dan]

No you said the news was good. It's not. 5 weeks is closer to the truth than the news is good.

dude your taking what i said out of context

[Big Dan]

No one survives life. Period!

LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS "BUCKET LIST"

We are all dying from birth some just die quicker or slower than others

[James Deuce]

False report guys

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4428214a1860.html

Thats the updated report and its good news

Hope this clears things up for ya ladies and Gay guys(RM and SM)

dude your taking what i said out of context

How was I taking it out of context?

[James Deuce]

No one survives life. Period!

LOOKS LIKE HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS "BUCKET LIST"

You ever watched someone's face when they've been told they have a terminal disease. Every sat with with them while they try to gather every bit of strength they have to console all the grieving friends and relatives?

You make light of it, but when it happens to you it will be a different story.

[mstriumph]

"i really liked Point Break" ........ she said, plaintively, trying to distract the other kids from squabbling

please don't fight, guys?

[Mully]

please don't fight, guys?

Ditto.

See what I did there?? With the "Ditto" thing? Comedic Gold, people. Drink it in.

[Swoop]

"i really liked Point Break" ........

"How's it comin' LBJ?"
"Just instigating some new fiscal policy Dick!"

[Bren]

You ever watched someone's face when they've been told they have a terminal disease. Every sat with with them while they try to gather every bit of strength they have to console all the grieving friends and relatives?

You make light of it, but when it happens to you it will be a different story.

I have been there and sat with people close to me dying of cancer, It aint pretty, but it is life. I may make light of it yes, but I know in the end I will pass from this world too...I dont want to go down as a serious old bastard who never joked around...