MotoTT trackday, friday 4th April

**Xile** · 8th April 2008, 11:43

However,
If you feel like buying me a bike i can touch the ground sitting on it, around 600+cc, all setted up for me, please help yourself.

**jrandom** · 8th April 2008, 11:50

Originally Posted by Xile

Thanks for the offer but i'm not sure you fit my defnition...

Your English comprehension fails you, madame. I was not offering to fill the role myself; merely to act as a broker thereof.

I personally wouldn't expect to have to buy a motorcycle as an entry ticket if I was interested in anything along those lines.

**Xile** · 8th April 2008, 12:01

Originally Posted by jrandom

Your English comprehension fails you, madame. I was not offering to fill the role myself; merely to act as a broker thereof.

I personally wouldn't expect to have to buy a motorcycle as an entry ticket if I was interested in anything along those lines.

Sorry..ok so then thanks for the offer, do you have a precise person in mind to introduce to me?

**jrandom** · 8th April 2008, 12:13

Originally Posted by Xile

... do you have a precise person in mind to introduce to me?

Are you actually offering to exchange sexual favours for racing sponsorship?

Ah, well, you can certainly ride a motorcycle far better than the last girl I knew who was looking for such a deal.

**Aero165** · 8th April 2008, 12:17

I think I'm being over looked here. I'm young (21) so naturally I'll be good at nighttime playtime, amazingly good looking

and I have a R1 that Xile could ride. So, basically I have everything BUT the money

**Aero165** · 8th April 2008, 12:19

Originally Posted by jrandom

Are you actually offering to exchange sexual favours for racing sponsorship?

Ah, well, you can certainly ride a motorcycle far better than the last girl I knew who was looking for such a deal.

Ok, so wow.

Allan never showed me THAT video.

And where's Mr 'Fruits number plate??

**wharfy** · 8th April 2008, 12:24

Originally Posted by YamahaR64Life

Hi Choppa, I'm not saying I am a more capable rider than you and I apologise for yelling at you, I was very pisssed off with such foolishness. I am simply saying that there was no need for that overtake manovoure you attempted. You yourself said that it was the last lap, when I was telling you off, then why the need to pass me? I was a good 15 ks faster than you and had the better line, then you went round the outside of me and jumped into my line mid apex, fully cranked over 'slower than me' being the punch line here? Did you realise that that could have taken us both out. Thank God I had the presence of mind, skill and vast amount of luck required to stop lowsiding or highsiding myself over you (my front stepped out 2ce as you heard, then I almost highsided). If me or my bike had been damaged I would have made you pay. Straight and simple nothing personal.

If me or my bike had been damaged I would have made you pay. Straight and simple nothing personal.

How does that work ?

**jrandom** · 8th April 2008, 12:26

Originally Posted by Aero165

I'm young (21) so naturally I'll be good at nighttime playtime...

Really?

You'd be different from the average 21-year-old, then.

Originally Posted by Aero165

I have a R1 that Xile could ride.

Bro, trust me, if you're gagging for a shag, there are many cheaper ways of getting it than bribing French chicks with litrebikes.

**jrandom** · 8th April 2008, 12:32

Originally Posted by wharfy

If me or my bike had been damaged I would have made you pay. Straight and simple nothing personal.

How does that work ?

Don't mind YamahaR64Life, he's just an annoyed man with a shiny bike who's a bit rattled because it very nearly didn't stay shiny, and is therefore engaging in a bit of therapeutic chest-thumping.

He wouldn't actually hurt a fly, and he's well aware that neither insurance companies nor any small claims court would be at all interested in the precise dynamics of who went around whom in the Turn 1 hairpin immediately before a crash.

We all understand quite well that managing the risk of on-track crashes is just part of the game, which is why we all take out trackday insurance and would never dream of making inappropriate comments which could be misconstrued as aggressive to anyone else involved in such an incident.

Isn't that right, Raj?

**Aero165** · 8th April 2008, 12:32

Originally Posted by jrandom

Really?

You'd be different from the average 21-year-old, then.

Originally Posted by jrandom

Bro, trust me, if you're gagging for a shag, there are many cheaper ways of getting it than bribing French chicks with litrebikes.

It doesn't matter anyway. It seems as if skylines and or WRXs are more attractive that a litrebike.

**jrandom** · 8th April 2008, 12:35

Originally Posted by Aero165

It doesn't matter anyway. It seems as if skylines and or WRXs are more attractive that a litrebike.

Don't worry, dude.

Any woman who's silly enough to consider a man's mode of transportation an important qualification for granting him access to her plumbing isn't worth the hassle anyway.

**Aero165** · 8th April 2008, 12:37

Originally Posted by jrandom

Don't worry, dude.

Any woman who's silly enough to consider a man's mode of transportation an important qualification for granting him access to her plumbing isn't worth the hassle anyway.

Ahaha!

I think that'll be the funniest thing I'll hear all day!