Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 
			
 
						
					 
					
					

 
		
				
				
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 Originally Posted by deanohit
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					 Hope you got 2 boxes of corn mate.
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