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Thread: Girl Scout cookies and Yummy Mummies... Entrapment I say!

  1. 25th February 2008, 15:44 #1
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    Red face Girl Scout cookies and Yummy Mummies... Entrapment I say!

    Well this weekend just past, with the rain whirling its dervish payload of liquid sunshine ... there was a shadow of a little thing pressing the doorbell (which does not work)

    Cor blimeys I think, whazza all dis' about den?

    So I rock on up to door and see a dear little girl in her plastic pink raincoat saying "Girl Scout cookies for sale!" and beside her ... her dear ol'mum drenched to the bone ...

    looking for all the world like something from one of 'em mens mags wiv' da articles and piccies clothes blotted to her body leav'n no room fer der imagination ooer!

    Worked a treat I must admit. Bought 3 packets no worries!

    "Sorry we only have mini chocs and big chocolate bikkies left..."
    "wibble..."
    "Would you like some ..."
    "homina homina hubba hubba..."
    "Cheers!"
    "bibble..."

    So I was sans 9 squiddies and a happy smile as they totted off down to the next driveway ... I felt a bit rooked, since the Girl Scout cookies hardly tasted of Girl Scouts!

    Ahh... yummy mummies doing their station above and beyond the call of duty. Ave saluti!

    (NB : I'm racist as they come and prefer my girlies asian, but there are those special moments! )
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    Well you know what they say about Teachers... you started fancying your classmates while at school... then when your a teacher, fancying the mums.. another few years and your'll go back to looking at the kids again!



    Love the guide biscuits!! When do they do the rounds on my street!!!
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    Trust Disco to turn up toot sweet on this thread!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    You know it doesn't count without pictures!
    True! This thread is useless without pics!

    edit : W00t!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    True! This thread is useless without pics!

    edit : W00t!
    Tis a nice picture but the one in my head is better.

    Well done ya dirty funny bast.
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    dude wtf that was me and my neice.
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    Girl *Scout* *cookies*? My Naff-Americanism Imposterator(TM) flickered all the way to 11.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    True! This thread is useless without pics!

    edit : W00t!
    Wooo hooo, nice pic there mate!
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    I object. The girl scout in the picture is not soaked to the bone!

    I mean, uh, what?

    What's really sad is I remember my SISTER selling them damn biscuits. My parents bought so many packets I'm sure I was forced to live off them for six months or more. Hated them ever since.

    I dropped out of Brownies before I ever had to be a Girl Guide because of those biscuits.
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    This lady turned up selling lucky heather on saturday.

    She did!


    OK she didn't
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    How come this is in jokes and humour??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    How come this is in jokes and humour??

    yea, this aint fair, It's a good bit of work by GIjoe, deserves better.
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