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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    If in doubt - hit it with a newspaper. and feed it to the birds....

    If its big enough to feed to birds, there is no fucken way Im getting close enough to let it give me a nip.
    FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    How did it get it's name do you know???
    it was the second choice, after "bastardly 8 legged bitey thing" which was deemed culturely insensitive towards children born out of wedlock, and spiders that were unable to bite. So Helen Clarke apointed a commitee of experts, top scientists, and the iwi, to come up with somthing more PC.

    1.3 million dollars and 18 months later, and they came up with "white tail spider", money well spent i think

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    it was the second choice, after "bastardly 8 legged bitey thing" which was deemed culturely insensitive towards children born out of wedlock, and spiders that were unable to bite. So Helen Clarke apointed a commitee of experts, top scientists, and the iwi, to come up with somthing more PC.

    1.3 million dollars and 18 months later, and they came up with "white tail spider", money well spent i think
    PURE CLASS!!!!

    Do they have a logo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twotyred View Post
    And where did this allegedly happen?
    They didn't state where it happened, I have the Site Safe Advisor's Name and number if you would like to ring and find out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Bleck View Post
    .... I have the Site Safe Advisor's Name and number if you would like to ring and find out!
    and his badge number please, or this goes INTERNATIONAL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    PURE CLASS!!!!

    Do they have a logo?
    Not sure but they have a catch phrase....
    'To get insider, show her the Spider'

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Not sure but they have a catch phrase....
    'To get insider, show her the Spider'
    LOLOL...



    .... stirts... oooo stiiirts... I have somethin' to show youuuuu.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    and his badge number please, or this goes INTERNATIONAL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOLOL...



    .... stirts... oooo stiiirts... I have somethin' to show youuuuu.....
    Thats right, you do know, you where there.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Do they have a logo?
    unfortunatly they ran out of funding, they deemed it more important to give money to some westie dude to research the inner workings of the urban Bogan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    Isn't that a white tail? They're common now, unfortunately. The only spider I kill - there's debate about whether their bites are as awful as sometimes reported but I figure where my kids are concerned, better safe than sorry.

    Apparently they love pebble gardens - so put bark down if you don't want them around your place. Of course, with bark you get cockroaches .....

    Anywhoo, check out the link....

    http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/re...white_tail.asp
    I got a white tail bite while working on the Katana last winter. The back of my leg swelled up and I lost bladder control. It was two weeks before I could walk properly.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    I got a white tail bite while working on the Katana last winter. The back of my leg swelled up and I lost bladder control. It was two weeks before I could walk properly.
    Wow!! Geez Jim2, that must've been awful. I'm gonna keep swatting the little blighters then!

    Hope you've recovered

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    Can't we call it the yuckky thumb bite spider?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    The back of my leg swelled up and I lost bladder control. It was two weeks before I could walk properly.
    This happens to me after every Maha Party that we have here, im sure my drinks get spiked with some sort of Venom! Mmmmmmmm, shall be watching those with skinny legs very closely next time.

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