Us chicks just can't win, can we?

[cowboyz]

well I agree with it. Woman dont know how to be ladies nowadays. They dont act like they want to be respected but jump up and down when they are disrespected.

Of course, not all woman fall into the same basket, but there is a massive trend heading that way.

[Trudes]

I just like to think of myself as low maintenance.
I also enjoy getting covered in grease and oil..... what's so wrong with that?

[cowboyz]

nothing with the right photographer around...............

[Trudes]

See now how do I answer that?
My initial response is to say "Fuck up" in the nicest possible way, but that's not very ladylike, but I have to defend my honor, so I should say "now now, Cowboyz, that would be degrading to us lady's", but then I'd be called a raving feminist for having an opinion on things that are degrading to women, so maybe the ladylike thing to do is to do what I've become quite good at doing since joining KB..... and just ignore that!

[tri boy]

I used to think Aussie chicks were like their native parrots. brightly coloured, n beautiful till they started squawking.
kiwi women are more like dairy cows. fat n the arse and bellow constantly.(unless their mouths are full).
(yeah I've been drinking)

[98tls]

I just like to think of myself as low maintenance.
I also enjoy getting covered in grease and oil..... what's so wrong with that?

For the love of god stop

[Trudes]

For the love of god stop

Why? Do you not like the smell of old grease and fork oil?

[98tls]

Why? Do you not like the smell of old grease and fork oil?

"oh the humanity"

[Bren]

Why? Do you not like the smell of old grease and fork oil?

the smell is not where it's at...it's the feel of oil on the skin....but i would prefer the smell of lavender oil on a lady!...

[cowboyz]

See now how do I answer that?
My initial response is to say "Fuck up" in the nicest possible way, but that's not very ladylike, but I have to defend my honor, so I should say "now now, Cowboyz, that would be degrading to us lady's", but then I'd be called a raving feminist for having an opinion on things that are degrading to women, so maybe the ladylike thing to do is to do what I've become quite good at doing since joining KB..... and just ignore that!

hey, dont get me wrong, I like a strong woman. Saves me getting off my arse to open the jars for her in the kitchen........

[98tls]

the smell is not where it's at...it's the feel of oil on the skin....but i would prefer the smell of lavender oil on a lady!...

jesus if i was a faggot...In your case mate somehow you have the smell of lavender confused with the hideous aroma of clearasil

[toebug]

Fork oil and a water bed without the sheets on!! mmmmmmmmm

Now where do I find me one of these so called slappers?

[Bren]

jesus if i was a faggot...In your case mate somehow you have the smell of lavender confused with the hideous aroma of clearasil

ya think so? i tend not to agree with you on this point. my wife loves being smothered in aromatic oils, and it can be quite a thing massaging oils into her and knowing it will lead to something a touch more arousing!

[98tls]

ya think so? i tend not to agree with you on this point. my wife loves being smothered in aromatic oils, and it can be quite a thing massaging oils into her and knowing it will lead to something a touch more arousing!

Mate thats the thing with blow up dolls..........that wide eyed open mouthed look,thats the way there made.

[Bren]

Mate thats the thing with blow up dolls..........that wide eyed open mouthed look,thats the way there made.

you sound like someone with a bit of experience with blow up dolls, personally I would not know as it is not my forte. So tell me more about these blow up dolls? Do they satisfy you? Does the rubber perish after extended use? and lastly of all are they better than the real deal?
I think I prefer to have a wife that is the real deal.