What are your chances of surviving a zombie attack?

**Taz** · 11th March 2008, 18:37

I got 97% by lying my ass off......

**TOTO** · 12th March 2008, 01:17

34% - a man with morals.

Nice guys finish last, in this case - die first.

Considering becoming a hardcore badass so I can live longer.

**TOTO** · 12th March 2008, 01:22

I'm also 45% effective as a human shield...

**chrisso** · 12th March 2008, 16:59

Damn, 47%---- Ill have to watch Brain Dead again
Flymo Mowers - best Anti Zombie weapon

**BUNGY** · 13th March 2008, 21:45

Only 48%. Doomed from the start with the running question.

**Quartermile** · 13th March 2008, 21:51

55%, reacon I could of done better with a bit more elaboration, eg I'd be keen to strap some mowers to the front of a 4wd or something

**TerminalAddict** · 13th March 2008, 22:35

64%
and I had a zombie plan years ago

**Drunken Monkey** · 13th March 2008, 23:06

Guns, non-perishable foods and a "DM comes first" attitude...I even picked fortifiable building, even though I'd actually rather keep on the move in a landy w/ extra fuel.

Result = 79% >> Don't know how to get higher than that?! (maybe I should've picked 'paint the save me sign')

**Kittyhawk** · 14th March 2008, 00:35

83% cos Im a bitch...

**cowboyz** · 16th March 2008, 01:44

answered first time and got 34%. thought fuck that, this is the internet, dont have to tell the truth and got 97%.

I hope there is not a practical test is there?

**gunnyrob** · 16th March 2008, 07:33

Answered truthfully & got 73%. I can also take on 22 five year olds in a fight......

**Aero165** · 17th March 2008, 21:10

I gotta 62%

**avgas** · 17th March 2008, 21:37

68%......only downfall was having to save the misses - need here to cook the 2 weeks food.
I have an axe and no fireplace (havent had one since 3 houses ago).
A bow (to slow them), a nepalese gurker blade (in case i cant get to my axe), 16 different things that i could use as explosive, and i know what windows i can and cant crawl out of.
Thats besides the knife under the bed, the bike sprocket hanging on the wall and the 4 work knives.
Would want to use the 16 kitchen knives on a zombie as i may need them for cooking.
I would get out of town and bunker up in dads house/basement (converted cowshed) - as i think the 2+ ft of concrete would slow them up.
The Hilux would get the drawbar on the back and the hay spikes on the front, we have 3 cigarette powered spotties, 2 battery.
Shotgun would stay in the car, 243 in the house (or up a tree), misses would get the 22, 303 would be set up as last resort. 223 would get silenced and sit at some vantage point.
the hot water cylinder holds enough water for 2 weeks - but the bore holds up to 6 months of water.
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the voices.....