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    Talking How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?

    Ok, heres a funny one I found, how many five year olds could you take in a fight?
    his short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

    * You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
    * There are no weapons or foreign objects
    * Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
    * The children are merciless and will show no fear
    * If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.


    I could take 26 on apparently!
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    Im not even gonna bother taking that test. I know even if 1 5year old comes near me that I would run the other way!!
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    whoo hooo, i get 22, better not mess with me kids.........................
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    assuming they were merciless killers like the 5 year old you'd meet in a backstreet alley somewhere in london...

    33 apparently.

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    30 Unleash the little shits.

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    eeep --Dont need to take the test-1 4 year old a 8 9 and 11 year old and Im a goneburger
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    You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.
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    I got 25, Doesn't seem right tho, I took out heaps more than that at playcentre the other day.
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    dear me... I could take 20 which sounds about right. Thats how many I swear come in and out of the house in a week...sigh... where are my bike keys and no..I am NOT leaving the children home alone... they have each other.
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    Apparently, I can take on 25 of the little bastards...

    Thing is, I have to keep fit just to be able to keep up with my 10 year old son...little blighter has got good genes and is already almost as strong as I am
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    30 of the little ankle biters are going down!

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