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    married

    why do women get married - because a dildo cant mow the lawns lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by engineer007 View Post
    why do women get married - because a dildo cant mow the lawns lol
    Gee, this has gotta be one of the most wierdest hello threads ive ever seen!

    I can mow the lawns myself thanks!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    talking of dildo's

    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    NO NO NO! We dont get married cos of that - its cos batteries go flat in other devices....
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    A cucumber cant mow the lawn either..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukbandit View Post

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    A cucumber cant mow the lawn either..............

    so that means my missus is a cucumber!
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ukbandit View Post
    so that means my missus is a cucumber!
    At least she aint a lemon.......
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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