Life is hard, its even harder if you are any of these people.......

[SpeedyGirl]

Actual call centre conversations
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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket
and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for
Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?"
Operator: " Doesn't the product name give you a clue?"
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Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France):
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel
to the other side of the car?"
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Directory Enquiries
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in
Cardiff please".
Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling
correct?"
Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar
but the 'B' fell off".
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in
Scotland".
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone
box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up
the window to write the number on".
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IT Support
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?".
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'".
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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised
that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my
file back again?".

[Sniper]

Actual call centre conversations

Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised
that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my
file back again?".

Brilliant. I have had this before, some people just shouldnt be alive

[Colapop]

...
a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone
box told a worried operator...

I'm trying to steam up the windows...

[35tickets]

Even more amazing these idiots knew how to use a phone for fucks sake.

Good humourous start to the arvo grind....cheers !!

[nadroj]

Had a little old lady complain her phone cord was too long & gets caught in the door - could we pull it in a little from our end.

[texmo]

HAHAHA bling your way speedy

[BEAMER89]

bloody blonds HA HA HA
No offence Speedy LOL:eyepoke:

[mstriumph]

Had a little old lady complain her phone cord was too long & gets caught in the door - could we pull it in a little from our end.

... you sure it wasn't some naughty little old lady with time on her hands and a wicked sense of humour?

[Edbear]

Had a little old lady complain her phone cord was too long & gets caught in the door - could we pull it in a little from our end.

[nadroj]

Connected a farmhouse onto a party line & walked up the drive to test it. Didn't look like anyone was home so put my hands up to window to peer inside when walking past window. "She" was giving "him" a blowie so I proceeded to the back door & knocked as if I hadn't seen anything.
He answered the door pissing himself with laughter & she streaked past in the background & locked herself in the loo. I was invited in where he made me a coffee & showed me where the phone was as if he wanted me to stay to embarrass her further.