Helen Clark was being driven around the countryside in her
limo when suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in
time, the limo hit the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see
if the cow was alright.
"Is it alright?" asked Helen. The driver prodded the cow with his
foot and shook his head. "No ma'am, it's dead."
"Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!"
So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he staggered back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.
"Oh my god, what happened to you?" Helen exclaimed.
"Well ma'am," explained the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave me a kiss and their daughter made love to me."
"Just what the hell did you say to them?"
"I just said - I'm Helen Clark's driver, and I've just killed the cow."
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