View Poll Results: Will Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom do their 3 laps on the sidecar?

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  • Will they have a lame excuse and not turn up?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they turn up pissed and use that as an excuse?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they last 1 lap?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they last 2 laps?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they be hardmen and do the full 3 laps?

    12 30.00%
  • Will they break any bones?

    14 35.00%
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Win or bin
    I can see some laptime comparisons coming up with yourself, fruity and enima51!!
    What's the reward for fastest lap??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I am!!! Compared to Sidecar Bob, Divvo, Stuie etc etc.......
    The quieter the person, the deeper the water....

    Anyone who meets you will see that little gleam in the eye and that smirk which shows there is a deviant beneath....

    Being quiet is even more dangerous than the talkative ones... people don’t see you coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I am!!! Compared to Sidecar Bob, Divvo, Stuie etc etc.......
    Hmmmm...we'll see...I might just watch you from the sideline a few times first, eh?

    I want to be treated gently if I am to lode my sidecar cherrie...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    people don’t see you coming.
    Always have the light on Joni - always have the light on!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Hmmmm...we'll see...I might just watch you from the sideline a few times first, eh?
    Sounds like me and Sidecar Bob..... when I watch....
    I want to be treated gently if I am to lose my cherrie...
    Um...... running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt) but losing cherries!!?? I think this is maybe more Sideshow Bobs domain.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt)...
    Yeah, I doubt it too. Then again, I also doubt you'll have me off on the first lap.

    Maybe if neither of us can back up our talk we should both run naked.

    Gotta please the crowd, y'know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Um...... running naked maybe if some punches get lobbed (which I doubt) but losing cherries!!?? I think this is maybe more Sideshow Bobs domain.......
    I was speaking figuratively of course...gawd, you boys can be so darn literal sometimes!

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Maybe if neither of us can back up our talk we should both run naked.

    Gotta please the crowd, y'know!
    No, no please....Haaaaaaarrgghgg...the Humanity!

    I thought you said you wanted to please the crowd, not shock them into a coma?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I can see some laptime comparisons coming up with yourself, fruity and enima51!!
    What's the reward for fastest lap??

    a blindfold for your naked run
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Okay, so we're all smart asses!!

    Jrandom - I may be an old bistard, but I know I could spit you off on lap 1 if I wanted to. I've had PMs from kiwi and enema to ensure I do spit you off!! with money involved......
    As for pleasing the crowd...... well, er, um, maybe repulse the crowd - but definitely not please them by us running naked!! They'd still be laughing for weeks afterwards!!

    I reckon the winner of the fastest lap gets to spank the other losers!! or maybe get to do some laps sitting on the back with fruitie on his R1??...........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I know I could spit you off on lap 1 if I wanted to.
    Game on, dude, game on.

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I reckon the winner of the fastest lap gets to spank the other losers!!
    I'm not fussed; I'll get to play with kiwifruit to my heart's content later in the evening anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    maybe get to do some laps sitting on the back with fruitie on his R1??
    Fuck that. I've been out on the back with fruityboy on the track, never again, he's a madman.

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    [QUOTE=jrandom;1490517]Game on, dude, game on.
    Ohhhh, that's fighten talk matey!!!



    I'm not fussed; I'll get to play with kiwifruit to my heart's content later in the evening anyway.
    Um, I wasn't told that you two were an item!!!! If you guys are that way inclined - maybe you'd be better off going with Kick on his sidecar......


    Fuck that. I've been out on the back with fruityboy on the track, never again, he's a madman.

    Pfffttttttt, he's quite soft actually. Mind you, he did do some good wheelies on Monday...................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Ohhhh, that's fighten talk matey!!!
    You thought I was kidding around the first time?

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Pfffttttttt, he's quite soft actually. Mind you, he did do some good wheelies on Monday...
    I heard that you won on style points, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I heard that you won on style points, though.
    Style points?? What, the kneeling on the seat wheelies? or the 230 km wheelies?
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    230 km wheelies?
    You do 230km wheelies?



    Fark, I have enough trouble keeping it up for 100m.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    You do 230km wheelies?



    Fark, I have enough trouble keeping it up for 100m.
    er..... 230km/hr.

    I was told you couldn't keep it up at all................. (says your mate fruitibix)
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I was told you couldn't keep it up at all...
    Was fruityboy talking about wheelies, or anal intercourse?

    If wheelies, he's quite right. Heck, on Betty, even he can't do much more than a brief loft off the throttle in first gear. She's not much of a stunt bike.

    If anal intercourse, well, he wouldn't know. He keeps telling me that he's not ready to go all the way yet.
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