View Poll Results: Will Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom do their 3 laps on the sidecar?

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  • Will they have a lame excuse and not turn up?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they turn up pissed and use that as an excuse?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they last 1 lap?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they last 2 laps?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they be hardmen and do the full 3 laps?

    12 30.00%
  • Will they break any bones?

    14 35.00%
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  1. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    I know what youre saying fella!! ive always thought that.
    I had my first ever race in the driving seat after 20 years of swinging at Pukekohe two weeks ago after a huge amount of arm twisting by Scrivy.
    Have to say though, that once on the go, it didnt really occur to me.
    Yip they can keep the driver seat

    In any case i am not good at setting pace only following
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikestore View Post
    you should have realised by now, Enighma's already fooked up !


    looks like fun, who do i pay for a 'fast ride'?
    Ahh, That would be Scrivy, Which reminds me of a story from Have a go days of the past.
    A bloke showed up at our pit with a ticket & wanted a go on the number one sidecar.
    He was a bit of a hero sort of fella, with the trendy hard man Harley Davidson weekend warrior kind of look.
    I asked him "how fast do you want to go?" He said "as fast as it can go" i called scrivy over & said, "hey chap i think you better take this one, this fulla wants to go as fast as you can go" Scrivy looked him up & down, Looked back at me & just said "no he dosent".

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Ahh, That would be Scrivy, Which reminds me of a story from Have a go days of the past.
    A bloke showed up at our pit with a ticket & wanted a go on the number one sidecar.
    He was a bit of a hero sort of fella, with the trendy hard man Harley Davidson weekend warrior kind of look.
    I asked him "how fast do you want to go?" He said "as fast as it can go" i called scrivy over & said, "hey chap i think you better take this one, this fulla wants to go as fast as you can go" Scrivy looked him up & down, Looked back at me & just said "no he dosent".


    Briliant!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Oh, by the way?

    All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

    Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Oh, by the way?

    All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

    Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby.
    So the excuses start!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    So the excuses start!
    Maybe Dover will come back, just for the day, and show us how it's done.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
    - mikey

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Maybe Dover will come back, just for the day, and show us how it's done.


    One can but hope!!!!!!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done

    Mat (Dodgy mat)
    Ivica (lunatic)
    Some bloke i know that drives a porsche!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    There is of course a bigger question will Mr Whitetrash have a go?
    He's already been out at Pukekohe last year, Riffraff went out the year before
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=divvo

    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    at least one of us will survive a full three laps without waving the white flag....
    Not if Scrivy does go full race pace

    Quote Originally Posted by Stickchick View Post
    I'm assuming anyone can have a go at this? Put my name down. About time I got some excitement in my dull and boring life.
    Turn up and pay on the day

    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    No one can tell me its not fun just look at these
    I've raced Streetstock cars,Karts and Bikes and Sidecars, Sidecars are the most fun by a mile

    I like the starts the best

    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Crap, that does look like a whole heap of fun...

    What's the cut off date to confirm attendance?
    No confirmation needed, turn up on the day

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Oh, by the way?

    All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

    Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby.
    Pussy stuff, have a look at Tim Wollands hand when you're there
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Three young boys
    Playing with their toys

    One said to Kiwifruit
    Are you going to wear boots

    The other said to Enigma
    Are you going to wear a back protector

    The last one said to jrandom
    Are you going to wear your pink cardigan

    So they sat in a huddle holding hands
    And checking their hair bands

    They were ready for the sidecar show
    Wondering who would be the first to go

    Then they noticed a spot of rain
    And the blood in their faces did drain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    He's already been out at Pukekohe last year, Riffraff went out the year before
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ighlight=divvo
    Pukie does not count
    Any person can go in a straight line
    If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!
    Hmmmm..... I seem to recall WT was given an invitation for last years event, but failed to show! Stating he had to work or something.........
    Is this demi-god WT really that hard??????
    My 5 year old daughter did it last year (3rd year in a row) and said WT must be a poofter.......
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying longbike sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done

    Mat (Dodgy mat)
    Ivica (lunatic)
    Some bloke i know that drives a porsche!
    Good on ya guys!! I reckon the long bike boys are soft too!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Oh, by the way?

    All you swingers with hands that work are fuckin pussies.

    Just to show you up, I'll be holding on with this baby.
    Yeah?? Well have you seen the bloody huge tumorous package Sidecar Bob has hiding in his leathers?? Must be a disadvantage....................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Hey, just a thought Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom, why don't you guys bring along your crotchet and knitting incase it rains on the day?
    You could teach some of the long bike riders a thing or two!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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