View Poll Results: Will Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom do their 3 laps on the sidecar?

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  • Will they have a lame excuse and not turn up?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they turn up pissed and use that as an excuse?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they last 1 lap?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they last 2 laps?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they be hardmen and do the full 3 laps?

    12 30.00%
  • Will they break any bones?

    14 35.00%
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    Just for public record, there is no friggin way I'd ever get on my rig with some lunatic like me riding!! When Sidecar Bob rode it and I swung on it, he put us backwards in just 5 corners at Taupo!! I shit my leathers, and we weren't even going full race pace!!!
    Sidecar Bob must have a death wish!! He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!
    Psychopath comes to mind........................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Just for public record, there is no friggin way I'd ever get on my rig with some lunatic like me riding!! When Sidecar Bob rode it and I swung on it, he put us backwards in just 5 corners at Taupo!! I shit my leathers, and we weren't even going full race pace!!!
    Sidecar Bob must have a death wish!! He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!
    Psychopath comes to mind........................
    I JUST WANT MY THRILL RIDE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    We had 235hp before the cams Trevor, its 246 now, Geez, you guys want to go out with him & he cant even remember what we put in the motor, DUUUUDE!!!!
    Cams??? Those lumpy hoo flickies that sit on the top of the engine??
    The nitro methane profile lobe things that we had to machine our piston doo dads to fit?
    Oh that's right!! Now I remember, they made our arms nearly pull out of their sockets!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Cams??? Those lumpy hoo flickies that sit on the top of the engine??
    The nitro methane profile lobe things that we had to machine our piston doo dads to fit?
    Oh that's right!! Now I remember, they made our arms nearly pull out of their sockets!!
    Nitromethane. . . . . . . Methanol. . . . . . . Yeah near enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    I JUST WANT MY THRILL RIDE.
    Go and see Planna - she'll see ya right!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    It amusing how many people have voted but yet so few want to have a go if you vote on this thread and dont come on the day to have a go your a PUSSIE and should run naked with Mr Scrivy on the day
    I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.
    I don't drink so I don't give a shit if it breaks
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I don't drink so I don't give a shit if it breaks
    You're not bloody driving for starters ....
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.
    Ill bring a second case just in case they do break
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    I'll be there. And I'll show you pussies how to do it. See I have a plan. These sidecar guys won't throw me off the outfit if I'm holding onto the beer cos it'd break and they'd be fucked and have to go home thirsty.

    Scrivy you need to change the heading mental trousers thinks your a sidecar fag
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Anybody who swings off a side car is a MAD bugger!!!
    Get rid of those NANA knickers, and FIGHTER it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Ill bring a second case just in case they do break
    I'll bring a KEG!! This is the unwritten rule of sidecars. If there is a helicopter ride to hospital, then the culprit has to pay a keg. I might just bring one in hope...................
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I'll bring a KEG!! This is the unwritten rule of sidecars. If there is a helicopter ride to hospital, then the culprit has to pay a keg. I might just bring one in hope...................
    We going to get pissed! Im sleeping at alan's
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    We going to get pissed!


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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    If jimmy is half as hard as he claims (beinig from wellinton and all) he will show us how its done around taupo!
    Old Taupo short track is as easy as Puke

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    My 5 year old daughter did it last year (3rd year in a row) and said WT must be a poofter.......
    He fucking is all right,soft as a really really soft thingy

    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    I have another 2 -> 3 people coming along all saying short sidecar riders are poofters and they will show them how its done
    Make sure they tell the rider that just before they go out,just to get the rider in the right mood


    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Now, which one of you drivers is the most gentle? And I mean this irrespective of gender
    Scrivy is a big girls blouse so he's your best bet

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    That would have to be Divvo!! He has a very gentle feminine side.
    Well he does have a gay outreach program going

    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Is that, like, a left hook followed by a right hook, both to scrivy's kidneys but with a significant interval in between in case the puncher falls off?
    If you'd said two right hooks you would have had a better chance

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Mate, if you can do that whilst passengering at race pace, I'll publicly remove all my gear, and pull myself infront of everyone there!!!


    Just remember it's a family show


    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Serious?
    If one of us gets a smack into your kidneys with one of each fist at some point during our three laps at race pace, you'll get all your gear off for the crowd?

    Dunno about pulling yourself off, but I reckon a nude sprint up and down pit lane might be called for.

    You're on, old man. You might want to watch your back out there...

    I'll be fucking impressed if you even get one hit in

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Kick WONT get on it[/COLOR]
    I can see I will have to just to shut your incessant whining up

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    He keeps saying after our races that he could have gone harder!!
    Well fucking near anyone could cause you're such a slow old cunt

    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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