View Poll Results: Will Kiwifruit, Enigma51 and Jrandom do their 3 laps on the sidecar?

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  • Will they have a lame excuse and not turn up?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they turn up pissed and use that as an excuse?

    6 15.00%
  • Will they last 1 lap?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they last 2 laps?

    1 2.50%
  • Will they be hardmen and do the full 3 laps?

    12 30.00%
  • Will they break any bones?

    14 35.00%
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  1. #166
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Was fruityboy talking about wheelies, or anal intercourse?

    If wheelies, he's quite right. Heck, on Betty, even he can't do much more than a brief loft off the throttle in first gear. She's not much of a stunt bike.

    If anal intercourse, well, he wouldn't know. He keeps telling me that he's not ready to go all the way yet.
    er, are you the giver or receiver???
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    er, are you the giver or receiver???
    You've met my other half, what's your best guess?

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    Some video to get you three in the mood

    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    I've decided, i shall 'ave a go on the freak show provided kickaha 'as a go first.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Some video to get you three in the mood

    >
    That looks like loads of fun
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different and some work beter in the tight stuff and other on the sweepers


    Fuck me reading that sentence out of context is very sexual no wonder jrandom is in need of a towl or two
    Second is the fastest loser

    "It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett

    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different
    And especially in NZ each outfit is likely to be different as well
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Some video to get you three in the mood
    May get them in the mood Kick, but frankly, seeing some slow LCR's doddle around the corners and go quick down the straights only serves to deflate my pecker!!
    Should show them some hardout action from the short rigs!! Where drivers try to smash the feet of the swinger they're following and the odd passenger is trying to grab the asses of certain female teams..... or the team is waving to the crowd....
    or....
    the post classic short bike team is so far ahead of the rest of the field (including LCR's) that they can afford to push the fucker over the finish line and still win.........
    Now that would get them in the mood!!!
    I can see now why the sidecar world champs only allow LCR's to race and no short bikes. They wouldn't wanna be shown up by some cowboys that spent 1/20th of their budgets and still beat them!!!

    Still wanna race one of those fag boy chairs Kick??
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    Been styding some vids to see body position etc but it seems that each "Swinger" is different and some work beter in the tight stuff and other on the sweepers
    Tight or hard stuff is for short bikes - the brown muddy stuff is for the fag long bike teams.....
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    May get them in the mood Kick, but frankly, seeing some slow LCR's doddle around the corners and go quick down the straights only serves to deflate my pecker!!
    Try some viagra, I heard you can't get it up without bit of help

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    and the odd passenger is trying to grab the asses of certain female teams.....
    Only arse I saw anyone trying to grab was Bob fondling yours

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    the post classic short bike team is so far ahead of the rest of the field (including LCR's) that they can afford to push the fucker over the finish line and still win...
    Didn't see you try that this year, perhaps it was because you didn't have a lead big enough

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I can see now why the sidecar world champs only allow LCR's to race and no short bikes,it's quite simply because the short bike riders wouldn't have the stamina to go the distance much like Bob in the bedroom
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Didn't see you try that this year, perhaps it was because you didn't have a lead big enough
    Nah, only 7.4 seconds this year at Ruapuna.................... wasn't enough to actually stop, then push it over........
    Mind you, it was against the worlds fastest LCR kick........... come to think of it, how far back was 3rd.........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Nah, only 7.4 seconds this year at Ruapuna.................... wasn't enough to actually stop, then push it over........
    Mind you, it was against the worlds fastest LCR kick........... come to think of it, how far back was 3rd.........
    This is suppose to be a noob wound up thread now we have the regulars fighting






    mint


    I think we should have a race lets see who can take his noob around the fastest! Im marking scrivy for my driver!
    Second is the fastest loser

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    DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?

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    I went out on Scrivys outfit yesterday at Levels,it really wasn't that hard to stay on it
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I went out on Scrivys outfit yesterday at Levels,it really wasn't that hard to stay on it
    Er... Kick, can you elaborate a little bit? How many laps was it again that you did?? Who was the driver?? Was it the same amount of laps that I did on the side of Divvos rig??? Mind you, I did yawn the whole way around. I was lucky to wake up in time for the rider change.........

    I'll stand by my earlier statements "LCR's are for fags!!!!"
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Er... Kick, can you elaborate a little bit? How many laps was it again that you did??
    I didn't even get a lap in I think the rider got tired and had to stop for a break, although it was two pointing a bit I think it was good luck rather than good mangement on my part

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Who was the driver??
    The faster one out of the two of you, Sidecarbob

    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    Was it the same amount of laps that I did on the side of Divvos rig??? Mind you, I did yawn the whole way around. I was lucky to wake up in time for the rider change.........
    Well you would have covered about 10 metres more than I did, I should have taken my knitting I would have had time to knit a cardigan for you on the way around



    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    I'll stand by my earlier statements "LCR's are for fags!!!!"
    Thta must be why you looked so at home on it
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
    Quote Originally Posted by Warren Zevon
    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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