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    Please punch me in the face if I come online again tonight

    I am on KB way way WAY too much, wasting vast amounts of time that could be spent writing my CV and cover letters, or reading, or socialising with my flatmates, or other real-world people, or showering, or cooking good food, or adjusting my valve clearances, or even riding my bike.
    Riding my bike! Imagine that!

    I'd have so much time if I didn't have the internet.
    Maybe I'll try a net-free week.
    How could I do that? Give away my computer? Keep it at a friend's house?

    Right, that's it!

    No more internet today!
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    WOuld a gentle tap with a Dolphin fillet have the same effect?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    I'll smack him! He deserves a second from me too for painting over a perfectly good classic Kawasaki

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    WOuld a gentle tap with a Dolphin fillet have the same effect?
    If it was still in the steel can, yes, that would be fine.

    AArg! Going.
    Now!
    Determined to kill my bike before it kills me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    No more internet today!
    You're watching this thread right now, aren't you, aren't you?

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    I know what you mean, DMNTDs not home to do it for me, report on all that is going on while I buzz around nearby getting shit done. Its a perfect balance when he's here, when not Im on this too much too.
    Go ride your bike, must be at the top of your list!
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    You're still online...

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    You're still online...
    That status doesn't necessarily imply that he hasn't closed his browser.
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    I can assist you ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    If it was still in the steel can, yes, that would be fine.

    AArg! Going.
    Now!
    Damn and I thought our ISP sucked - you take more than 8 minutes to log out.

    Anyway, I'm severely disappointed - from the title I expected that you had a date with one of the girls you mentioned in that thread not so long ago. (It was you wasn't it? My ISP sucks so I can't be arsed to do a search for it - something about met my dream girl...)
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    ......meanwhile McJim dons his leathers and knuckledusters and laptop and heads up the road to Dunedin....this could be just like a Saturday night in Sauchiehall Street all those years ago
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Last post 16:35

    in his profile it says : "Last Activity: Today 16:36 "

    Maybe he is really trying to quit...

    maybe he needs one of those patches thingies...


    on another note - An internet free week would just KILL me - seriously.
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    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    That status doesn't necessarily imply that he hasn't closed his browser.
    Yes, it was just a feeble attempt at luring him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    Last post 16:35

    in his profile it says : "Last Activity: Today 16:36 "
    I think your clock is out...his last post was according to what I see an hour later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    I think your clock is out...his last post was according to what I see an hour later.
    yea , my Dailight saving has kicked in on my PC,but i'm too lazy to correct it. so you are right. damn its confusind since they moved it .

    dailight saving is on 5 Apr , right ?
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    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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