The Easter Story...add your own sentence.

[HornetBoy]

He then proceeded to ....

[MIXONE]

This viagra was known as a real hard prick and

[tri boy]

...and would take on any c**t, for at least 30seconds until he ran out of "juice".

[martybabe]

Just then, weginald the famous botty boy wabbit from cell block b burst into the room holding.............

[Bren]

a dozen 12% woodies and..

[tri boy]

...a Jack (rabbit) Hammer to break the da boyz out of the hell hole.

[barty5]

it was at this point they realised that...

[Trudes]

They were all really bath-time bunny rabbits and a horny fat chick was heading their way, so they

[tri boy]

thrilled the fat bitch to within an inch of her life, smashed down the prison wall, and bounded towards Peter rabbit's burrow just up the coast.

[barty5]

on the way there they found a great big and very rare

[sweetp]

Scottish cow, that had a wonderful personality and big udders

[Disco Dan]

Cow McJim began stroking his udders, milk starting to drip out..

[yungatart]

when, suddenly, over the crest of the hill, came a....

[barty5]

motorcycle riding hogwart (yamaha of course)

[Skyryder]

bellowing at the top of his voice "The Irish are coming the Irish are coming.
Run for the hills run for the hils. Suddenly and without warning someone replied "They have already come ya fool St Paddys day was yesterday."