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    Viagra then piped up to say"Well I've been talking to my best friend Smelly Pussy and she told me that St. Paddy's Day is going to be banned as it is a racist day celebrating drunken fools who can't even speak kiwi"
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    potatoes potatoes they all said as they all rushed of to the pub once there they all

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    ..imbibed copious amounts of Guiness and ...
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    They wanted to shag any Lepricorn within reach, but due to over demand for this Irish pastime, the Bar owner reminded the patrons that.....

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    A 14" Murphy is an obsolite colour tv from the late 70's,not the irish porn star noted for doing....
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    Helen Clark in the parliment bathrooms, thats the real reason ....
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    that the beehive is filled with small dicks and stinky slappers!


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    However the rabbits not being known for their political nous headed to the beehive to get some honey
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    Alas there was no Honey, but they did bump into Rodney Hyde wearing a Playboy Bunny outfit and holding a huge wooden cross, which was on lone from Marget Wilson, Rod was on his way to....

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    to deal to these damn rabbits eating all his greenery, he held a massive .....
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    Nut.

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    And Mr rabbit replys.....
    I have just washed my thing,,, And i cant do a hare with it..

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    Smelly Pussy rushed to help Rodney with his massive nut exclaiming...
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Smelly Pussy rushed to help Rodney with his massive nut exclaiming...
    "My good god, can you see that old dog, he's humping the most beautiful blonde lesbian I have ever seen!"
    Om nom nom.

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    Rodney yelled "go clean up your ACT! you sound like you are taking party pills!" then he shimmied, with a small passe doble (sp?) skip across knocking the gorgeous lesbian to the ground (at least he did not drop her) keeping his eye on the rabbit who....
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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