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    Called Helga and Gertrude viss de svedish accent,they also hated Abba,but like to dress up like Kiss,and were into movies,very naughty movies including bunnies or rabbits,being blonde they didn't know which...
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    so they decided to go below decks and experiment with both options. Suddenly the intercom interrupted their preparations and the Captain's voice advised them to prepare for huge swells during the crossing. They ....
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    ...then noticed another huge swell, not the sea type....
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    Is it a huge Easter Egg? Is it the wooden cross he had earlier? or is it something more Fluffy?...the Swedes look on with mouths wide open as The Bunny reaches for.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Is it a huge Easter Egg? Is it the wooden cross he had earlier? or is it something more Fluffy?...the Swedes look on with mouths wide open as The Bunny reaches for.....
    ...a dirty big carrot! Vot are you going to do with that, they squealed.....
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    With two Swedes and a Carrot......the options were there, but Bunny didn't have Coleslaw on his mind, his two companions returned to the upper decks to find.....

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    The swelling was in fact an infected tooth! We will phone the Muslim Dentist to remove the infected tooth from whence the huge swelling had come, for they must abide by the no trading laws on the Good Friday
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    With two Swedes and a Carrot......the options were there, but Bunny didn't have Coleslaw on his mind, his two companions returned to the upper decks to find.....

    Elmer Fudd!!!.....He been searching for that Pesky Wabbit for wong time, Picton was just around the corner, who would be waiting for the Bunny....

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    but the Dentist with the hands of velvet and the pliers to set him free...to eat the swedes and carrot as if they were the Last Supper.
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    Having eaten at last, he wondered what might be for afters...
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    The rabbit followed the dentist to his surgery where he was strapped into a chair by his front and rear paws, then the gas mask went over his face and the last thing he saw as he swam in purple haze was a diploma on the wall. it read "Dr P.Ussy Gynecologist"!


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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl View Post
    Having eaten at last, he wondered what might be for afters...
    ..., anything but bloody Easter eggs, he thought...
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    as he succombed to the gas. Now in a trancelike stated he conversed with John Lennon, Jim Morrison and Jimmy Hendricks not necessarily in that order.
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    ... it was a happy place. Then bright lights, is this a dream?... NO, it's car headlights, and he's in the middle of the road!....
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    "Christ" the rabbit thought as he bounded off the road "lucky I'm not a possum"

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