The Easter Story...add your own sentence.

**Maha** · 22nd March 2008, 06:31

Sitting in a ditch wondering what the hell the smell was, he discovered that he had infact, shit himself, felling a little hungry (munchies) he didnt really want to eat the pile of shit so got back on the road and stuck his little rabbit thumb out, and who should pull over and stop? non other than....

**Zuki Bandit** · 22nd March 2008, 06:35

Fidel Castro in a beat up Morris Minor.....

**Trudes** · 22nd March 2008, 06:48

He thought it was Castro, but really it was Blondini and the car was a mini.
The bunny was now on the road trip of a life time, "Invercargill here I come" he thought.

**flyingcrocodile46** · 22nd March 2008, 07:59

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

He thought it was Castro, but really it was Blondini and the car was a mini.
The bunny was now on the road trip of a life time, "Invercargill here I come" he thought.

As the mini pulled up at the 'Friends of Horwhenua Society' while Beemer sniggered quietly in the back seat, fondling himself and a big tube of KY jelly.
http://www.google.com/search?q=Horow...ient=firefox-a

**Krayy** · 22nd March 2008, 08:35

Not wanting to hang around with the bunny buggering Beemer bloke, the bunny quickly hit the rear ejection seat button, sending Beemer flying, and jammed his foot over Blondinis onto the gas pedal.

**James Deuce** · 22nd March 2008, 08:54

"Crikey!"

**flyingcrocodile46** · 22nd March 2008, 09:02

Originally Posted by Krayy

Not wanting to hang around with the bunny buggering Beemer bloke, the bunny quickly hit the rear ejection seat button, sending Beemer flying, and jammed his foot over Blondinis onto the gas pedal.

Not to be cheated, Beemer dusted himself off, removed the felching tube from his rectum, inserted Virago, smiled to himself as Virago squirmed around while he kick started him, engaged 1st gear and set of in pursuit of the bunny who he could see hanging out the window laughing hysterically while squirting KY jelly all over the road as he rounded the corner exit from Horowhenua http://www.google.com/search?q=Horow...ient=firefox-a

**Katman** · 23rd March 2008, 19:40

And the Easter Bunny said to himself "Haven't they done this very same old shit on Trademe's message board"?

**James Deuce** · 23rd March 2008, 20:41

Indubitably.

**Dino** · 23rd March 2008, 21:09

But the poor bunny didn't know what "indubitably" meant, he thought it may have meant "unquestionably" but to be sure he had to whip out his laptop and do a Google search, "bugger me" he thought, all Google has come up with is a breakfast cereal,

this just made him more hungry -

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**James Deuce** · 23rd March 2008, 21:19

Servants never knock on doors, they just go straight in, and they should never register emotion. So if you were to walk into a room and there were three people naked throwing doughnuts at each other, you would merely say dinner is served. Even if you were hungry.

**Skyryder** · 23rd March 2008, 21:49

But since there was no 'bunny fight' Easter bunny decided to remorph as Scottish sporin where he could swing to his heart content between two hairy thighs masquerding as the Hounds of Baskerville,.............Jeeves canyou bring the hypodermic, Dr Watson corrected Holmes that Jeeves was on holiday to which Holmes replied..............just testing Holmes just testing ..................