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    Ya need to see an optician, Hellen's Rodeneys bit on the side. "Shhhshsss" that's a state secret. Not any more shouted bunny Douglass to which
    Roddy replied I'm the chief Rodger now and I'm doing all the Rodgering from now on and if you can not get your' act' together you can just bloody well rodger off "Rodger."
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    It was then that Rodger noticed the bunny reclining on a deck chair smoking a big spliff with a sardonic grin on his face holding...
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    a Tui in one hand and his throbbing penis in the other and singing...

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    Girls on Film, for it was the Duran Duran concert that he most looking forward to, Simon Le Bon was held close to his heart beacause of....

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    ...and his hare was perfect!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    But then Wodneythe Wabbit was getting a blowjob from Uncle Helen,don't look down said Cullen the clown,why? said Wodney...
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    And with that, he left the Beehive.......for ever! But didnt take him long to discover.........

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    To shag the beehive sheep is the same as not looking down when getting a blow job from Uncle Helen,then he went to the caketin...
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    humming along to girls on film while drinking beer, he realised what a sad fuck he was...in his mind he heard the song...I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU BABY.... he glanced over the fence and noticed....
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Growen men wearing makeup and playing with fire...no it wasn't KISS, it was a group of KBers dancing around a life sized Bunny called Bob, then all of a sudden, over the PA System came the words.....

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    ....no Easter eggs for you bastards, the easter bunny has a bad dose of myxamatosis...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    ....no Easter eggs for you bastards, the easter bunny has a bad dose of myxamatosis...
    For a moment he was startled (as rabbits are in bright lights at night) then he realised it was a tease, because it was Kalisi, not myxamatosis that was the new AIDS for rabbits. He leapt for joy!! He had been immunised against Kalisi!

    He skipped towards Bob, the life sized bunny, hoping the leather clad bikers dancing around him were friendly and not ghey as he had read about some that may bat for the other team. He held his breath as he approached and then all of a sudden.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    .......he relaxed cause the kbees had not arrived on Hondas and therefore anal probing was not on the menu tonight. He was shocked to see......
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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    .......he relaxed cause the kbees had not arrived on Hondas and therefore anal probing was not on the menu tonight. He was shocked to see......
    ...Mom, with that thin lipped look that only a woman can have. She wasn't happy, as she uttered....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    No body had booked a spot for him on the Picton Ferry, he bound as fast as Finn on speed to the Boat leaving place. Upon boarding he quickly became friendly with two Female Swedish Tourist and they.....

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