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    I think my neighbour just set her dog on me!

    I think my neighbour just set her dog on me!
    It was just a wee scottie, but man it was angry.

    I'd just been to the supermarket and rode home, slowed to ride in my gate, and I swear I saw my neighbour unleash her dog and open her gate to let the little bugger out.

    It tore across the road and I had to brake sharply to stop from running it over, it was intent on attacking my front tyre. It had a go at my leg but I was wearing my massive MX boots and its teeth just gave the pastic another few scratches.

    The owner, a 40-something woman, came running over and grabbed it and apologised a lot; "sorry, he likes to attack motorbikes, really sorry!" etc.
    I laughed and said it was okay but once I had a moment to think about it I swear she let it go on purpose.

    I guess the lady was annoyed at the noise of my bike in her quiet street.
    If that happens again she's going to be scooping her dog off the road with a shovel, as I'm not going to stop next time.

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    She just wanted an opening to hit on you...... Happens to me all the time.

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    The Bitch!(the owner)

    Dont blame the dog - blame the owner!!

    I hit a dog once. Doing about 65kph. It was a lab cross so it was quite a sizable bugger. Cant believe I didn't drop the old FZR400 I had at the time. It did fuck up the front end a bit though. It never felt right after that wee incident. The dog was put down also - which was a bit of a downer.


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    Dam dogs..i live in the bush.and about a year ago was working nightshift..i use a cable car to get up to my house..and my neigbour had a pittbull..would snarl and beer its teath at me.. at 1am.carried a large pipe to dong it on the head...anyway it got into a scrap with a pigdog..hell of a fight..and the pound took both dogs away..thank fuck...
    dogs..yeah they can be a nuisance allright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    She just wanted an opening to hit on you...... Happens to me all the time.
    Women hitting on you happens all the time?
    or
    Women setting their dogs on you happens all the time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    I think my neighbour just set her dog on me!
    It was just a wee scottie, but man it was angry.

    I'd just been to the supermarket and rode home, slowed to ride in my gate, and I swear I saw my neighbour unleash her dog and open her gate to let the little bugger out.

    It tore across the road and I had to brake sharply to stop from running it over, it was intent on attacking my front tyre. It had a go at my leg but I was wearing my massive MX boots and its teeth just gave the pastic another few scratches.

    The owner, a 40-something woman, came running over and grabbed it and apologised a lot; "sorry, he likes to attack motorbikes, really sorry!" etc.
    I laughed and said it was okay but once I had a moment to think about it I swear she let it go on purpose.

    I guess the lady was annoyed at the noise of my bike in her quiet street.
    If that happens again she's going to be scooping her dog off the road with a shovel, as I'm not going to stop next time.
    Just report it to the council. Owner will get a visit from them and will loss any discount on dog registration if it happens again.
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    My dogs love hippies, think they're delicious!

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    Didn't our dog have a go at you as you were leaving our place? Yet it left the Harleys and the Honda alone? Steam, poor chap, Its your bike. Dogs just don't like it.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Women hitting on you happens all the time?
    or
    Women setting their dogs on you happens all the time?
    Setting their dogs on me..... Never been hit on I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Women hitting on you happens all the time?
    or
    Women setting their dogs on you happens all the time?
    your to young for her whats her address i will go see her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    Didn't our dog have a go at you as you were leaving our place? Yet it left the Harleys and the Honda alone? Steam, poor chap, Its your bike. Dogs just don't like it.
    It did! Your dog left bigger teeth-marks than the scottie. Same boot even! I should start a bleedin collection of maul-marks.

    Maybe it's my boots. They do smell a bit...

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    Fucking good job. I sick my dog on hippies all the time although they tend to spit the meat out. Tastes too much like veges.

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    Make sure you back up and do a burnout on it once you've run it over!
    Get rid of those NANA knickers, and FIGHTER it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Maybe it's my boots. They do smell a bit...
    Yeah... they like rolling in rancid stuff....

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    I had to brake sharply to stop from running it over

    ^ where you went wrong.

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