The Easter Story...add your own sentence.

**Bren** · 20th March 2008, 22:45

Lets see what bizarre story we can get.
Only one rules-Add one sentence at a time.
Here is the start.

"As the easter bunny bounded over the hill he spied a small hamlet spread out in the valley before him."

**toebug** · 20th March 2008, 22:48

Laying in that hamlet was a fluffy brown female bunny smoking weed.

**Disco Dan** · 20th March 2008, 22:53

But first the easter bunny had to negotiate the inconveniently placed land mine field.

**98tls** · 20th March 2008, 22:55

And then pay GST

**Bren** · 20th March 2008, 22:59

But paying the GST was not as bad as paying the ACC levies that go with being a rabbit in a country where every other bloke takes to the hills with a .22 or a shotgun.

**Zuki Bandit** · 20th March 2008, 22:59

And then suddenly, out from the bushes came.....

**Bren** · 20th March 2008, 23:06

a cross dressing weirdo with a fetish for rabbit fur.

**Disco Dan** · 20th March 2008, 23:06

named Jrandom.

p/t

**TOTO** · 21st March 2008, 04:17

The cross dressing weirdo with a fetish for rabbit fur was surprised to see an orange rabit in the forest, and he asked the rabbit....

**Trudes** · 21st March 2008, 07:31

"Dude, what shade of orange is that, it really brings out your eyes and I want to see if it'll make my tail look smaller"...

**Nasty** · 21st March 2008, 07:59

The rabbit replied to the cross dressing weirdo ... " aye it may make your tail look smaller, but I'm afraid that other things will appear smaller as wel... to be sure ... .do you really want that?"

**Skyryder** · 21st March 2008, 08:05

Meanwhile.

**Maha** · 21st March 2008, 08:24

Scott Watson was still in Prison and logged onto Kb and remebered that Rabbit Stew was on the menu today...but he had other ideas as to what he could do with the carrot and white sauce.