I think my neighbour just set her dog on me!

**Badjelly** · 26th March 2008, 09:37

Originally Posted by Steam

once I had a moment to think about it I swear she let it go on purpose.

Think for a few moments longer. She wanted her dog to run out and risk getting run over by you? You may hate the dog, but I doubt she hates it that much. The whole thing (let dog off leash, open gate, dog runs out) may have looked predictable, even inevitable, in hindsight, but I'm sure it took her by surprise as much as you.

You're paranoid, aren't you? Aren't you?

**sunhuntin** · 26th March 2008, 10:43

i had something similar, but it was a bit bigger than a scotty. neighbours/owners were right there laughing. 2 dogs, both a decent size. first one i let cross before i left the drive, and the second one all i saw was teeth going towards my foot. fucked if i know what kind of dog they were [mongrels, the usual type low lifes have, yanno] but the dog ranger didnt do jack shit when i reported it.

**slimjim** · 26th March 2008, 10:48

hummmmmm yet fucken owner's do have short falls, boot should go out an up their's ,,,,,,

**GaZBur** · 26th March 2008, 11:10

"My dog doesn't like motorbikes" is not an excuse. Your dog is not under control is the problem.
Beware though that the last time that happened to me the owner was pretty angry after seeing the dog somersault after being given a huge kick under the throat. Threatend to call the cops, so I said - dont bother I'll call them myself and show them the bite so it will get put down and he was off!!
Actually I believe it was not the dog that deservered the kicking it was the owner.
Damn dog bit just above the bootline and did it bleed!!!!

**SPman** · 26th March 2008, 14:15

Originally Posted by Finn

Fucking good job. I sick my dog on hippies all the time although they tend to spit the meat out. Tastes too much like veges.

Strange - our dog likes veges with his meat, - he's particularly fond of olives, although he does like rockmelon with his latte.

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 26th March 2008, 14:27

Originally Posted by Steam

"sorry, he likes to attack motorbikes, really sorry!"

Run the little F@#*er over "Sorry I like to run over dogs that attack motorcycles... self defence and all that sorry!"

**Scouse** · 26th March 2008, 14:40

I will personally come down and flog anyone who runs over a Scotty they are cool little dogs and anyways steam like you said no harm done eh

**The Pastor** · 26th March 2008, 15:15

dog + bike /= good.

**MsKABC** · 26th March 2008, 15:31

Originally Posted by SPman

Strange - our dog likes veges with his meat, - he's particularly fond of olives, although he does like rockmelon with his latte.

Obviously the little dog in this situation doesn't like junk food....

Nah, sorry Steam, I don't even know you - just kidding

An indian lady once stepped fearfully out into the road as I walked past with my dogs. I nearly said "Don't worry ma'am, they don't like ethnic food."

**scumdog** · 26th March 2008, 16:15

Originally Posted by Jantar

Didn't our dog have a go at you as you were leaving our place? Yet it left the Harleys and the Honda alone? Steam, poor chap, Its your bike. Dogs just don't like it.

True.

It's all those extra bits of tyre on your bike - they've all probably been pissed on by various dogs at times, hence why other dogs hate your bike (or want to piss on it).

**Steam** · 26th March 2008, 16:31

Originally Posted by scumdog

It's all those extra bits of tyre on your bike - they've all probably been pissed on by various dogs at times, hence why other dogs hate your bike (or want to piss on it).

It's not only dogs who hate the bike, a certain bunch of moron mormons up north also dislike it immensely.