Caption contest with a twist!

**Mom** · 24th March 2008, 19:40

Picture this and think...

Away from home, very exciting entertainment!

Good hotel (read VIP Guests) Stopped long enough on arrival to drop bags and run to first appointment...

Arrive back to room, past 2am, turn down bed and find this...

As soon as she saw this she said? (insert caption)...

**Steam** · 24th March 2008, 19:43

I dunno what it is, I'll come back in a couple of hours when your more-than-half-a-megabyte picture is finished downloading.

**JimO** · 24th March 2008, 19:49

thats your complimentary tissue

**Kendog** · 24th March 2008, 19:51

When you described it last night it sounded gross, the photo proves it.

You should find one of those guests rate motel sites and post it there

**Zuki Bandit** · 24th March 2008, 19:53

It's an albino turd!

**Rockbuddy** · 24th March 2008, 19:57

she said "ah i wonderd where that had gotten to"

**Swoop** · 24th March 2008, 20:20

You would be surprised what can be found between the "clean" sheets of NZ hotels.

I work with an ex-owner of a motel who prided himself on quality. His wife, when they stay at any ho/motel will ALWAYS pull the sheets off of the bed and inspect.
There have been many phonecalls to the proprietor at all hours of the day and night to demand that this be put right - BY BEING MOVED INTO A CLEAN HOTEL ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

**Stirts** · 24th March 2008, 20:23

Is that what I farken think it is? Was the bed on the rag? or is it used toilet paper?

Either way saves you getting outta bed

**Mom** · 24th March 2008, 20:25

Originally Posted by Kendog

When you described it last night it sounded gross, the photo proves it.

You should find one of those guests rate motel sites and post it there

Bet you will never guess who was staying on the same floor as us? TV personality, picture dancing and league

Mark had a bit of a chin wag with him this morning over breakfast

Wonder if the response would have been different if it was Monty(oops!) that got the pubes!

**motorbike.ventures** · 24th March 2008, 20:29

Originally Posted by Zuki Bandit

It's an albino turd!

LOL, that is my favorite!! LOL

**Mom** · 24th March 2008, 20:31

Originally Posted by Swoop

There have been many phonecalls to the proprietor at all hours of the day and night to demand that this be put right - BY BEING MOVED INTO A CLEAN HOTEL ROOM IMMEDIATELY.

Tried that! None available, anywhere in the city!

That is total bullshit, Kendogs had one for us, as did the Skunk's? Arse!

The total kicker for me was the young "opps sorry age...ist comment" who told me that he had to remain neutral as a manager, and that in fact his housekeepers WERE DOING THEIR JOB!!!!!!

Roll on Tuesday!

PS We got a free breakfast.... make mine one coffee and one juice, Maha coffee and toast!

**Stirts** · 24th March 2008, 20:32

HAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA I missed seeing the pubes altogether!

Maha could have used em to make a toupee

**Maha** · 24th March 2008, 20:55

Originally Posted by Stirts

HAHAHAAAHHAAHAHAAAAAAA I missed seeing the pubes altogether!

Maha could have used em to make a toupee

A very thin rug at that.....not enough for a Fro!.....

Fuckin' gross tho aye....Myyyyyyyyyyyyy God!!!!!

**Stirts** · 24th March 2008, 21:02

Originally Posted by maha man

A very thin rug at that.....not enough for a Fro!.....

Fuckin' gross tho aye....Myyyyyyyyyyyyy God!!!!!

I dunno....I reckon you look pretty hot with a fro!!!!

**Maha** · 24th March 2008, 21:07

Originally Posted by Stirts

I dunno....I reckon you look pretty hot with a fro!!!!

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...blinged ya already, but that is as quick as a purse snatcher in Brixton...brilliant, but remember, i have a pick of you here and oh yes! I will use it!....

OI.....you called the pic Maha Pube Head!!!!!