Caption contest with a twist!

[Stirts]

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...blinged ya already, but that is as quick as a purse snatcher in Brixton...brilliant, but remember, i have a pick of you here and oh yes! I will use it!....

I luff you longtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiime!

[Stirts]

OI.....you called the pic Maha Pube Head!!!!!

I LUFF YOU REALLY LONGTIIIIIIIIIIIIME maha pube head

Lucky you can't take back bling....teeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Maha]

I luff you longtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiime!

You are lucky, just found a pic but and drew on it but, the permanant maker has fucked the screen!
Was a good one too, your mouth was wide open, thats unusal.....

[Skyryder]

Man brains.


Skyryder

[scrivy]

As soon as she saw this she said? (insert caption)...

Those bloody cleaners have been ripping one off again.................

[Swoop]

The lone braincell has kicked in...
"Bed inspector" once found an entire pavement pizza inside the sheets. Bed all nicely made on the outside... gross.

[ManDownUnder]

Caption contest... "HEY Skidmark's here too!"

[young1]

I hear that they are good things to put in your helmets on hot trail rides to soak up the sweat!
I am quite serious (not that I would be seen dead doing it of course).

[ynot slow]

To rival the Jesus stone on trade me,how about Ozzie was hair.

Or toilet paper with Alices' image of bum cheeks.

[Laava]

Oh dear, I appear to have left my chin piece back at the hotel!