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    Post What am I...

    Took this today, a client at my work found it...

    I know what it is..

    It is made of steel, heavy and the only other clue you get is the switch on the side.
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    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Is it a Swiss Army vibrator with light saber attachment?

    Yea it is, I win.
    Oh bugger

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    An old old timing light?

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    afraid not... keep trying...
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    tiny clue - it is no toy, as in you wont find this in a mall. At least not in NZ.
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    Is the photo intentionally bad to make the game harder?

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    It's gotta be. He's a professional photographer after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Filterer View Post
    Is the photo intentionally bad to make the game harder?
    Sort of... taken on my phone.
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    a battery powered heated roller

    a miniature dalek

    a steak tenderiser

    a p52 space modulator

    a mental health workers persuasion device...sorry

    I've definitely got a hair vibe going on

    gotta go to bed now mom says you've gotta tell me or else.
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    a battery powered heated roller

    a miniature dalek

    a steak tenderiser

    a p52 space modulator

    a mental health workers persuasion device...sorry

    I've definitely got a hair vibe going on

    gotta go to bed now mom says you've gotta tell me or else.
    Nothing to do with hair.

    Your right that it takes batteries.
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    The cap on the end (switch end) unscrews allowing the batteries to be accessed. However it is important to note that there is a rubber 'o' ring to seal the cap.

    Come on folks....
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    a water proof torch, last guess Mr tease .
    Oh bugger

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    Quote Originally Posted by martybabe View Post
    a water proof torch, last guess Mr tease .
    Alright.. alright...


    It is not a torch, but in fact a Hand Massager from Asia.

    Although unfortunately the previous owner (before my client) thought it was an anal vibrator.

    Really is quite impressive, although I did not touch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    Alright.. alright...


    It is not a torch, but in fact a Hand Massager from Asia.

    Although unfortunately the previous owner (before my client) thought it was an anal vibrator.

    Really is quite impressive, although I did not touch it.

    Hey well done you. So it's really like a Harley handlebargrip then.

    Good night DD.
    Oh bugger

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    A hand massager! What the hell does a hand massager have a light in it for?

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