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    Man hires stripper for father's funeral

    Saw this in the news just now...bloody what a way to be seen off...

    Man hires stripper for father's funeral

    New 11:51AM Wednesday March 26, 2008



    A man has honoured his dead father's wishes by hiring a stripper for his funeral.
    Taiwan's United Daily News reports Cai Jinlai - who had a fondness for strip clubs - was promised an exotic dancer for his funeral if he lived to 100.
    When he died at 103, leaving behind 100 descendants, his son Cai Ruigong filled his father's wishes.
    Ruigong told the newspaper that he paid more than NZ$210 for the stripper's 10-minute performance around the coffin.
    "He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," he said.
    - NZ HERALD STAFF


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    Did he get a stiff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Did he get a stiff?
    I think he was one?
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    might be the first time that a getting a stiff got someone a stripper

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    Well there'll definitely be no sex in the champagne room!
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I think he was one?
    That'd be a hard act to follow.
    Get your motor runnin, head out on the Highway ....

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    Bloody mint

    What a son!!
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    Running over the same old ground.
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    guess it's one way for a woman to get multiple o's
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    i saw something along those lines last year with a stripper brought in for a funeral was either in chat or real people magazines or something like that from the uk
    devils daughter

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    I wonder how comfortable it would be to give a lap dance in the confines of a coffin?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    I wonder how comfortable it would be to give a lap dance in the confines of a coffin?
    It'd be hard ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    It'd be hard ........
    You say that with conviction......

    Care to ellaborate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Planna View Post
    It'd be hard ........


    Gives a new perspective on the term of "giving a woody" eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni View Post
    You say that with conviction......

    Care to ellaborate?
    Well ... um ... that is, I mean to say .... getting her feet either side of the dead man's lap to do a dance would be quite difficult ..... especially up on the alter, with those really high heels on. That's what I mean - it'd be difficult .....

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