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    So you want to be a computer programmer when you grow up?

    1.7 million lines of C++.

    That's the size of the project I have loaded into Visual Studio 2005 right now.

    Throughout vast quantities of it that haven't been touched in the last five years, STL iterators are treated as equivalent to pointers, and STL vectors are treated as equivalent to arrays.

    The pointers dance their cryptic shuffle across what are supposed to be generic template containers, while iterators are randomly dereferenced and picked up again via the address operator on anything that happens to be the same type.

    All of this has been masked up until now, because the product has spent its last 7 years being built with the STLport libraries. It so happens that these libraries are implemented in a way which quietly works with the above treatment.

    Naturally, nobody who wrote any of the relevant code still works here.

    And now, The Powers That Be have decided that they must Move With The Times, and therefore The Product must be built with the Visual Studio STL, rather than relying on a dusty old open-source third-party library.

    The task of doing whatever is necessary to achieve this, Dear Reader, has fallen upon me.

    All hell is breaking loose as Microsoft's standards-compliant compiler and libraries start gagging and dying on the horrible way that this vast wad of vomit is abusing them.

    I pick my way through the sea of incomprehensible 30-line error messages, one at a time, my psyche slowly dessicating with each successive file that I find myself checking out of Visual SourceSafe.

    Ladies and gentlemen, contract software engineering on MIS products will steal your soul. What good is a fine-sounding hourly rate when you shuffle home every night with deadness in your eyes and no spring in your step?

    I really just wanted to be a lumberjack.
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    Shouldn't be a problem for you old chap. You've done 2.8 million lines on KB in just 6 months.

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    Blah

    hahahaha coding makes my head hurt...

    thats why grew up to be a network engineer...

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    try finding the extra dot in a 1270 script site WITH NO DEBUGGER....
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    Im a sysadmin.. users make my head hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by tide View Post
    hahahaha coding makes my head hurt...

    thats why grew up to be a network engineer...


    and how are those endless compliance exams working out for ya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by davo View Post
    Im a sysadmin.. users make my head hurt
    IT would be such a pleasant industry if there were no users.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    IT would be such a pleasant industry if there were no users.....
    when did you grow up

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    And people wonder why I switched from C++ to C#

    Much nicer coding, and you get paid as much if not more now-a-days

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    Sounds like fun tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    1.7 million lines of C++.



    I really just wanted to be a lumberjack.
    It looks like English, but why don't I understand a word of it, except that last sentence?

    So here's a photo of a mighty Larch:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Thats funny...I thought this was a motorbike forum....
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    Quote Originally Posted by sels1 View Post
    Thats funny...I thought this was a motorbike forum....
    Nerds ride motorbikes too you know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davo View Post
    Im a sysadmin.. users make my head hurt
    I'm a KBer. Wankers make my head hurt
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Wanking makes my head hurt
    Try using lube.

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